I think my feet are frozen solid.

[Random Variable]

What should I do?

 

[TheGizmo]

pee on them

 

[monk3y]

Get some oven roasted socks on.

 

[Captante]

Soak them in warm water ... not too hot or you'll scald your skin.

 

[FoBoT]

tell us the rest of the story

why are your feet cold? were you outside?

 

[MedicBob]

Call 911, so the ambulance can bill you to tell you to warm them up.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
tell us the rest of the story

why are your feet cold? were you outside?

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
tell us the rest of the story

why are your feet cold? were you outside?

I don't know why my feet are so cold. I've been inside for the past few hours.

 

[Stunt]

amputate before it spreads!

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Stunt
amputate before it spreads!

Good idea!

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: FoBoT
tell us the rest of the story

why are your feet cold? were you outside?

I don't know why my feet are so cold. I've been inside for the past few hours.

Is your furnace running?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Midlander

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: FoBoT
tell us the rest of the story

why are your feet cold? were you outside?

I don't know why my feet are so cold. I've been inside for the past few hours.

Is your furnace running?

is your refrigerator running? you better catch it!

 

[Dirigible]

Didn't you just watch that Everest show? Then you know they'll turn black and have to be amputated. Prosthetic feet for you.

Next time don't let parts of your body freeze solid.

 

[pyonir]

I find holding them over an open flame to be the best solution. The burning sensation means its working.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Socks, FTW!!!

 

[sniperruff]

just walk around a bit.

 

[eakers]

heating pad ftw!!!

 

[IronWing]

Put a hat on.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
What should I do?

Nothing, the end is near. You are assuming room temperature.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Put a hat on.

:Q