
 <- I got to fart, and theres to many people around

 <- Constipated
:| <- I'm holding my breath

 <- Aftermath of holding my breath
:Q <- penis envy

 <- What ever you say

 <- I've got something in my eye

 <- mouthful of bubblegum

 <- 
I'm to sexy for my shirt
:disgust: <- he's full of crap
:frown: <- this bathroom line is to long, I'm not going to make it

 <- I'm a idiot, I don't get it