i think i've been drinking decaf all day...

puffff

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i get 3 hours of sleep last night, so i'm dead tired when i arrive at the office this morning. when i go to get a cup of coffee to keep awake through the day, i find the coffee machine on our floor is broken. there's a sign telling us to please use the coffee machines on the third floor. ok, no big deal, i go to the third floor, and i see two pots. one orange, one black. now on my floor, we have these tall thermos containers, where its clearly labeled which one contains regular and which one contains decaf. no such labels on the pots. so i pour myself a cup from the black pot.

3 cups later, i still find myself nodding off at my desk. dammit, which pot contains regular and which one contains decaf? black or orange?!!?
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: puffff
i get 3 hours of sleep last night, so i'm dead tired when i arrive at the office this morning. when i go to get a cup of coffee to keep awake through the day, i find the coffee machine on our floor is broken. there's a sign telling us to please use the coffee machines on the third floor.

This is the part where I would have burned the building down.
 

AStar617

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I'd guess orange is the decaf pot since Sanka is labeled orange, but that's just a guess.

Maybe someone else gambled and lost on the color coding this morning.
 

Kyteland

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Just pour half of your cup from each pot. That way you are guaranteed at leat a little caffeine.

Unless they both happen to be decaf. :evil:
 

IGBT

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..time to get your own coffee pot and bean grinder and look forward to fresh ground coffee. Puts a little extra skip to your step to drink REAL coffee.
 

GasX

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It would take more than a cup of coffee for me to get going after 3 hours of sleep...
 

lozina

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Originally posted by: IGBT
..time to get your own coffee pot and bean grinder and look forward to fresh ground coffee. Puts a little extra skip to your step to drink REAL coffee.

:thumbsup:
 

puffff

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
yep. 3 hours sleep = sick day! woohoo nef time! wait... i nef more from work...

heh, i already took a sick day yesterday for the same reason. felt bad taking another one today
 

Ausm

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: puffff
i get 3 hours of sleep last night, so i'm dead tired when i arrive at the office this morning. when i go to get a cup of coffee to keep awake through the day, i find the coffee machine on our floor is broken. there's a sign telling us to please use the coffee machines on the third floor.

This is the part where I would have burned the building down.



Or feign an illness and go home

Ausm
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: Ausm
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: puffff
i get 3 hours of sleep last night, so i'm dead tired when i arrive at the office this morning. when i go to get a cup of coffee to keep awake through the day, i find the coffee machine on our floor is broken. there's a sign telling us to please use the coffee machines on the third floor.

This is the part where I would have burned the building down.



Or feign an illness and go home

Ausm


Wouldn't you have required at least one cup of coffee to make a decision that rational?