I think its time to run for my life :-O

[ChrisCramer247]

Well i think its time for me to run to the hill country for a couple of days....

I know males can just be as bad as females but lord I can't take anymore today . Every female in my family is on the same cycle and the female hormones are dominating.

I have my fiance crying in the other room because and I quote "You neglected my needs today!" I stayed at home doing all these chores around the house and picked her up dinner, my mother is crying with her right now for reasons unkown. My sister is yelling at me for not parking her car the apropriate way, i parked it because she was complaining of bad cramps. My cousin is in isolation mode and when I sat down next to her and asked her a question on how school was going she infered the illustrous "none of your business" and she changed the channel. Even the fiance's female cat clawed me twice this morning.

SAVE ME JEBUS!!! SAVE ME!!!

 

[stev0]

damn estrogen man... nothing good comes from it :-/

 

[Rallispec]

dont lick the toads.

 

[Ladies Man]

go to a strip club for the night

 

[Noriaki]

Gah!
GAH!
GAH!

Run run as fast as you can!

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Oh my god, I am so glad Im not you!!!


RUN BOY!! RUN!!!

 

[ChrisCramer247]

Originally posted by: Pr0Hawk
Oh my god, I am so glad Im not you!!!


RUN BOY!! RUN!!!

I know I live in fear right now. Im thinking of taking them all to dinner, so at least they will eat and can't talk/cry/well for a while

 

[stev0]

or they will just sit there and throw things at you.

 

[LordMaul]

You are so screwed. Within second, they will come into your room armed and dangerous and pwn your computer and stomp you flat because you're "ON THAT GODDAMN COMPUTER AGAIN!!:

 

[Red Dawn]

Im thinking of taking them all to dinner, so at least they will eat and can't talk/cry/well for a while

Better yet, take them to a monkey Zoo.

 

[ChrisCramer247]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
You are so screwed. Within second, they will come into your room armed and dangerous and pwn your computer and stomp you flat because you're "ON THAT GODDAMN COMPUTER AGAIN!!:

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU CALL THAT!!????

Right after I read your post the fiance tore me a knew one citing the computer now .

You have that "ESPN" don't ya

 

[Red Dawn]

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU CALL THAT!!????

Right after I read your post the fiance tore me a knew one citing the computer now .

No joke Chris, Dump her. No amount of good sex is going to make up for the grief she is going to cause and give you in the future...seriously.It will only get worse after you marry her. You will have to deal with this crap monthly until she reaches Menopause, you get divorced or one of you kill each other. You guys will end up hating each others guts (and she'll take the house, kids and talk bad about you to your friends and relatives)

 

[Azraele]

You will have to deal with this crap monthly until she reaches Menopause

Well, girls can't exactly help it you know. Nature and all that.

 

[ChrisCramer247]

Na its inevitable that woman will do this.

Its just there nature and only lasts the first 2 days of it. Every woman i've ever been with has done the exact same thing. A lifetime of happiness definately out weighs the two days a month of pure hostility

 

[Red Dawn]

Well, girls can't exactly help it you know. Nature and all that.

Well this one sounds like she PMSes from Hell!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: ChrisCramer247

Originally posted by: LordMaul
You are so screwed. Within second, they will come into your room armed and dangerous and pwn your computer and stomp you flat because you're "ON THAT GODDAMN COMPUTER AGAIN!!:

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU CALL THAT!!????

Right after I read your post the fiance tore me a knew one citing the computer now .

You have that "ESPN" don't ya

It never fails. Happens every time...how could I NOT warn you?!

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: ChrisCramer247

Originally posted by: LordMaul
You are so screwed. Within second, they will come into your room armed and dangerous and pwn your computer and stomp you flat because you're "ON THAT GODDAMN COMPUTER AGAIN!!:

HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU CALL THAT!!????

Right after I read your post the fiance tore me a knew one citing the computer now .

You have that "ESPN" don't ya

"Citing" the computer? "Knew" one? Sounds somehow painful, even if I don't know what you mean.

 

[ohtwell]

Women who live together or are around each other a lot tend to get on the same cycle. It's a weird woman thing.

Don't worry it'll be over in a few days!


: ) Amanda

 

[Slacker]

Go down to the old pub instead! <<Real audio clip of a hillarious song.

 

[RaySun2Be]

Women. Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts......

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Well, girls can't exactly help it you know. Nature and all that.

Well this one sounds like she PMSes from Hell!

Well, while it's not right that the fellows should bear the brunt of our misery, being in the grip of those hormones and the unpleasantness of the whole process...try to be understanding.

 

[darren]

"Women. Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts...... "

Norm Peterson!

 

[IGBT]

Don't forget the skeeter spray....

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Azraele

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Well, girls can't exactly help it you know. Nature and all that.

Well this one sounds like she PMSes from Hell!

Well, while it's not right that the fellows should bear the brunt of our misery, being in the grip of those hormones and the unpleasantness of the whole process...try to be understanding.

LOL,not everybody gets PMS, besides I'm a geek,when I'm feeling low for any reason I hide in my computer room with a cat on my lap

Btw, I had the fun experience of being with a dude who regularly ripped me a new one for all the time
I spent on the computer,.. now what form of PMS would you say he had ?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Women. Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts......

Who let you out of DC? Someone grab his cane and call the squad!