I think it would be a neat trick

[IronWing]

that as you were laying there, about to die, if you stuffed your mouth full of firework snakes so that when your body gets cremated that the snakes come boiling out of your mouth.

 

[BoomerD]

that as you were laying there, about to die, if you stuffed your mouth full of firework snakes so that when your body gets cremated that the snakes come boiling out of your mouth.

You try it and report back...

 

[Captante]

 

[dank69]

that as you were laying there, about to die, if you stuffed your mouth full of firework snakes so that when your body gets cremated that the snakes come boiling out of your mouth.

Just swallow a few bags' worth of unpopped popcorn kernels.

 

[Perknose]

that as you were laying there, about to die, if you stuffed your mouth full of firework snakes so that when your body gets cremated that the snakes come boiling out of your mouth.

Is there something you're not telling us, something you'd like to get off your chest?

We're here for you, man.

We're just that kind of folks.

 

[skyking]

At least he did not propose a disney cruise. Fack!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Dude

 

[balloonshark]

So you were just laying there thinking about a bunch of snakes in your mouth.

 

[sdifox]

Op has been fantasizing about snakes eating him from inside out.

 

[brianmanahan]

here's a good trick: get a job as a judge at the olympics. then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "okay, is
everybody ready to start now?"

 

[Perknose]

here's a good trick: get a job as a judge at the olympics. then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "okay, is
everybody ready to start now?"

Needs more snakes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I always said I want a casket made out of magnesium, and I want to be cremated in it. Talk about going out with a bang!

 

[Stiff Clamp]

I always said I want a casket made out of magnesium, and I want to be cremated in it. Talk about going out with a bang!

add some flakes of iron oxide for a showy display of gold sparks