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I think it might be my Anniversary.

shilala

shilala

Lifer
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
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And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
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qft
 
Originally posted by: BW86
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
Click to expand...

qft
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Well, to be fair, we haven't seen her...
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
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Never been married for 10 years, have you?
"Making Love" is an ingenious woman invented code name for "pay attention and last more than 15 minutes".
It's more like aerobics than sex, and I'm tired. (Plus there's a kid in our bedroom, another one on the phone in the other room, and we'll be interrupted no less than 10 times).

 
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
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And you've been married for how long....approximately, since you can't remember?
Man, I feel for her. The internet would be the last place I'd be right now. 😉

 
i think what she means is since she has to pay you and all.....

stop with the paper bag and a picture of alba glued to it.....i mean at least put a few holes in the bag she can hardly breathe when you make her wear it 😛
 
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
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I wouldn't accept a coupon tonite. She's in the mood so make her pay good.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
Click to expand...

Never been married for 10 years, have you?
"Making Love" is an ingenious woman invented code name for "pay attention and last more than 15 minutes".
It's more like aerobics than sex, and I'm tired. (Plus there's a kid in our bedroom, another one on the phone in the other room, and we'll be interrupted no less than 10 times).
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yeap single people with no kids dont understand how life really is

i foget which comic it was but he said once you been together long enough its like an olympic gymnastic event....you do the routine as fast as you can get your rocks off and then...dismount... 😛
 
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
Click to expand...

Never been married for 10 years, have you?
"Making Love" is an ingenious woman invented code name for "pay attention and last more than 15 minutes".
It's more like aerobics than sex, and I'm tired. (Plus there's a kid in our bedroom, another one on the phone in the other room, and we'll be interrupted no less than 10 times).
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Nope, but when I am, I hope my marriage doesn't turn out like that. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
Click to expand...

And you're posting instead of making love why? 😕
Click to expand...

Never been married for 10 years, have you?
"Making Love" is an ingenious woman invented code name for "pay attention and last more than 15 minutes".
It's more like aerobics than sex, and I'm tired. (Plus there's a kid in our bedroom, another one on the phone in the other room, and we'll be interrupted no less than 10 times).
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Nope, but when I am, I hope my marriage doesn't turn out like that. 🙂
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Me too, man. Me too. 😉

(Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go bang that poor old girl till her teeth rattle. I'll use the slow buildup effect and she'll be tearing the curtains down in less than half an hour.)

 
Originally posted by: shilala
The little woman asked if I'd make love to her tonight.
She even qualified the request by saying "make love like you used to when you loved me, not just sex".
I explained that would cost her extra.
I'm going to have to call my mother-in-law to see if it's our Anniversary just in case she tries to use her 20% off coupon.
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prime example of an AT member. Posting is more important than ANYTHING! :roll:
 
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