I think it is nice that after an election

IronWing

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and go back to posting in stupid religion threads.


Some seed was cast among thorns. Why did god condemn this innocent seed?
 

spidey07

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Because the makers of the seed cast it amoungst thorns. God condemned the seed but should have condemned the parents in addition to the seed.

Google original sin. No seed is innocent.
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: ironwing
Catholic, eh?

nah, just dated a ton of Catholic chics. Damn, they are some horny mofos. Gimme a catholic girl anyday - beer, babies and betting. That's something I can believe in.
 

destrekor

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Originally posted by: aesthetics
you're completely wrong. everyone is dragging politics into everything. lulz.

maybe we can have Obama/the dem's legalize drugs, and then the religion threads will be full of epic win :D
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: spidey07
Because the makers of the seed cast it amoungst thorns. God condemned the seed but should have condemned the parents in addition to the seed.

Google original sin. No seed is innocent.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate...
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: spidey07
Because the makers of the seed cast it amoungst thorns. God condemned the seed but should have condemned the parents in addition to the seed.

Google original sin. No seed is innocent.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate...

So why do I scream out his name when I waste it on her lovely belly?

I mean really, he should be blessing my killing of the seed as I did not cast it amoungst thorns. I cast it upon the waiting belly. Basically I'm doing his work for him.

God and I have a special relationship. We're cool like that.

oh, and LOL and monty python reference.