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i think im the laziest man on earth

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BudAshes

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My rooms a mess i havent showered in a couple days and im thinking about calling in sick to work(my work is the easiest job ever but i dont feel like driving all the way there).
 
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
My rooms a mess i havent showered in a couple days and im thinking about calling in sick to work(my work is the easiest job ever but i dont feel like driving all the way there).
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:Q
 
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
My rooms a mess i havent showered in a couple days and im thinking about calling in sick to work(my work is the easiest job ever but i dont feel like driving all the way there).
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Well my room is a tip. Hell, for a week I had two full binbags of VHS tapes and games and consoles on my bed next to me, so I had to squash in next to them and regularly tapes fell and jabbed me in the ribs.

I had a shower this morning, so I can't compete with that, but I've gone weeks without them before. And brushing my teeth.

I get to work about 5 minutes late each day even though it's only like 10-15 minutes walk away, I stay in bed until the last minute and then rush about like a headless chicken.

I'm lazy.

One time I got my trousers dirty and my mother told me not to sit on the sofa, so I took them off, turned them around and put them back on and sat down so the dirty part was on the front. (This was a years ago but it sticks out).
 
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
My rooms a mess i havent showered in a couple days and im thinking about calling in sick to work(my work is the easiest job ever but i dont feel like driving all the way there).
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You lose. I am the laziest. 🙁
 
So in other words, you're a waste of a person? A worthless sack of scum, maybe? Should be discorporated immediately to prevent absorbtion of resources? Forced into hard labor to repay your debt to society? How does this make you feel?
 
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: Xafgoat
My rooms a mess i havent showered in a couple days and im thinking about calling in sick to work(my work is the easiest job ever but i dont feel like driving all the way there).
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You lose. I am the laziest. 🙁
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Only if you can prove that you've got a monkey spanking your monkey.

Wait, maybe I'll take your word for it. We don't want pictures.
 
I have a friend who buys T-shirts from Goodwill for a quarter so he can just throw them away and not have to wash them.

And the most :Q part is, of course, that means he wears T-shirts he bought at Goodwill without washing them first.
 
Originally posted by: kranky
I have a friend who buys T-shirts from Goodwill for a quarter so he can just throw them away and not have to wash them.

And the most :Q part is, of course, that means he wears T-shirts he bought at Goodwill without washing them first.
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They have been washed before put out for sale.
 
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