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I think I'm getting tired of boobies

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I just remembered this old American Dad episode where Stan had to say something to unlock some CIA-implanted programming in his daughter to make her his slave and the phrase was "I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!" which is pretty good because who would ever say that? So I think the titled quote would be my personal never-gonna-hear-it phrase in the same vein as that. And I bet coming in you thought I was really getting tired of them, you boobs. Oh yeah, help push-down breast cancer!
 
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You don't think a plastic surgeon gets tired of them?

Remember, breasts are only sexualized by society (usually religion). The US was founded by Quakers, and it has taken us a long time to try to distance ourselves from being so prude.

I think we've all heard enough National Geographic jokes to realize that the sexualization of breasts is all dependent on where you were born.
 
I think you should nipple this emotion in the bud, and make a clean breast of it.
 
I love itty bitty titties.

I met a small-boobed girl the other night who had just came from a softball game. I asked her who she played for and she proudly stuck out her almost non-existent chest to show me her t-shirt emblazoned with the team name: The Spider Bites.
 
zinfamous said:
This. OP will certainly get tired of his own boobies one day, thus this phrase would be a disaster fail-safe.
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My boobies get bigger and better every year! If I shaved my chest and wore a push up bra, I bet they'd be pretty hot.

*Dirigible looks forward to being old and senile and drooling while he fondles his own moobs.
 
OCGuy said:
You don't think a plastic surgeon gets tired of them?

Remember, breasts are only sexualized by society (usually religion). The US was founded by Quakers, and it has taken us a long time to try to distance ourselves from being so prude.

I think we've all heard enough National Geographic jokes to realize that the sexualization of breasts is all dependent on where you were born.
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Quakers are progressive deist who believe the bible was a man written parable.
You are thinking of puritans. Quakers make the oats.

I have done breast augs... a lot of them. Boobs are still awesome.
 
OCGuy said:
You don't think a plastic surgeon gets tired of them?

Remember, breasts are only sexualized by society (usually religion). The US was founded by Quakers, and it has taken us a long time to try to distance ourselves from being so prude.

I think we've all heard enough National Geographic jokes to realize that the sexualization of breasts is all dependent on where you were born.
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I can't speak for other men, but I'm certain I would have still liked breasts if I had grown up isolated from any influence from society. Feels instinctual to me.
 
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