I think I'll keep a large pair of scissors by my desk.

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This way any idiot that looks over my shoulder will lose their necktie. I don't understand the facination with looking over my shoulder when I am troubleshooting a network problem. For some reason the company VPN is lagging and I;m on the phone with corporate telecom people to figure it out. Meanwhile one idiot filters in and tells me he wants to "learn how to fix networks" by watching me. He literally gets right over my shoulder and starts looking at my laptop. WTF? Unless you're Jessica Alba, backoff!!! I seriously felt like cutting off his tie right then and there.

I told him that any problem at this level is beyond anything he could help with. Of course he tells me he uses AOL over his cable modem at home and knows a few things about networking. I told him that I've changed my oil a few times but I;m not gonna tell the mechanic at the dealer how to overhaul a transmission.

Of course I am taking down all sorts of numbers and I motion for him to leave. So what does he do? He wanders in and starts oppening up panels on the servers. I dropped the phone and told the guy to back the phuck away from the equipment. Of course people like him are usually the first to bitch when Hotmail takes an extra 3 seconds to popup. Then he wanders over to the Cisco switches and starts looking at the patch cable. Like all "networking people" attempted to help by saying, "HEY!! All these lights are blinking, maybe that's what's wrong" "Ohhh Ohhh... a thingy went beep" "The hard drives all all moving fast, can they be going too fast?"

People like that really piss me off. I told him to, "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I REVOKE YOU'RE NETWORK PRIVLEGES!!!" I mean do I walk over to the salespeople and start processing orders? Do I walk over to marketing and start firing off press releases? Hell no. Some people really have some nerve. :|

Windogg
 

Soybomb

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I recommend you leave something appealing looking open and unattended so they want to play with it someday. Be sure it has lots of fully charged capacitors in it too :)
 

Yeeny

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Ok, do what I used to do with my kids when they were babies. Distract them with lots of shiny things. The intellectual level your talking about requires good stuff though, like aluminum foil and keys placed in strategic locations. ;)
 

Windogg

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There is an old 13" monitor sitting by me. I think I'll crack the sucker open and leave it plugged in. A "Don't Not Touch" sign should relieve me of any liability.

Windogg
 

beat mania

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And is the guy looking over your shoulder when you typed this message? You should've called him over. ;p
 

Killbat

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Hide, perched in the rafters, silent, ever so silent, then POUNCE on the first poor soul who dares defile your lair, tying them down with grounding strips and Thinnet cabling and roasting them alive above an array of Mac Cubes! Mwa ha ha ha! :p
 

kranky

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Oh, Happy New Rant, Windogg! :)

You know EXACTLY why they watch over your shoulder - so the next time they can try to "fix" it themselves without you. Of course, the fact that the sum total of their networking knowledge is "I think wires are involved" doesn't faze them. Any luser that touches a thing on our server is going to be very sorry. Just like a puppy, you have to train them.

But thankfully there are passwords involved which keep the clueless from "helping" on their own.
 

Optimus

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Windogg - the lights shouldn't be blinking green, they should be solid red, and the servers should billow black smoke...








...I saw it on Oprah.






;)


(Thanks for the rant!)


Oh, and maybe keep a bowl of chocolates (Exlax) on your desk...? :D
 

Daniel

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Kranky that's how it is where I work a lot of the times, I was fixing something the other day and a few of them asked if I can setup classes and teach them all pc maintanance and what to do when there is trouble with the network, haha umm you guys can barely get word open or stock the printer yourselves without yelling for me and you want to learn this??
 

Windogg

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I guess this guy will end up on the "punishment hub" for his actions. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!