I think I want this oven

[notposting]

Ehhhh a 3K toaster oven with an iPhone app?



I want this instead: Meld

 

[WilliamM2]

Even at 4K this is cheaper than a Wife.

How? My wife brings in almost half the income. This isn't 1940.

 

[PottedMeat]

i'd definitely pick up some of their equipment at their liquidation sale.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

i'd definitely pick up some of their equipment at their liquidation sale.

Only problem is when you upgrade or update your OS the app will most likely stop working.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

How? My wife brings in almost half the income. This isn't 1940.

Ha its a joke, mine takes in more than half the income now.

 

[Sonikku]

Not bad, but I'm still waiting for a machine that will love me and hold me and tell me I matter. :'(

 

[PricklyPete]

Not bad, but I'm still waiting for a machine that will love me and hold me and tell me I matter. :'(

There's an app for that

 

[smackababy]

Wtf are you supposed to cook in this? It is fucking tiny!

I just need an oven that is like 3000 degrees. I hate how long it takes to cook shit in the oven.

 

[Markbnj]

Wtf are you supposed to cook in this? It is fucking tiny!

I just need an oven that is like 3000 degrees. I hate how long it takes to cook shit in the oven.

$1500 per cubic foot is reasonable for an oven this smart.

Seriously, though, price aside we do a lot of cooking in our counter top oven. It's large enough for a small roast.

 

[smackababy]

$1500 per cubic foot is reasonable for an oven this smart.

Seriously, though, price aside we do a lot of cooking in our counter top oven. It's large enough for a small roast.

If I can't fit a pizza in it, I am not interested in it. If I could convince the GF to replace our oven with a pizza oven and get a separate range, I'd never need another cooking appliance in my life.

 

[puyo]

Pretty neat concept.

https://juneoven.com/

wow... nice stuff..

 

[BUTCH1]

Half price until July 10th! only $1,495
then goes back up to $3000

lol, fuck that

Yea, for novice cooks this would be a godsend but an old fart like me does not need to be "coddled" into cooking correctly. Also you can buy a remote digital probe thermometer, ( I have one, $25), the probe connects to a base unit and transmits temp. data to it so I know how my roast is doing 3 rooms away.

 

[BUTCH1]

$1500 per cubic foot is reasonable for an oven this smart.

Seriously, though, price aside we do a lot of cooking in our counter top oven. It's large enough for a small roast.

I do applaud it's efficiency and insulating, most of the time a full-size oven is not needed and small counter-top ones tend to get VERY hot but the "smart" features I don't really need and $ 3K for it is way more than I would pay.

 

[Drako]

wtF is up with her hair.

Reminds me of Pat.

 

[waggy]

ok am i the only one who was distracted by the lady?

but yes i want it too. the oven..not the lady.

 

[MongGrel]

Half price until July 10th! only $1,495
then goes back up to $3000

lol, fuck that

No thanks.

The wife making all the income since yesterday, I'm going to probably relax the rest of the week then work on that.

At least she makes what I was.

 

[BUTCH1]

ok am i the only one who was distracted by the lady?

but yes i want it too. the oven..not the lady.

Huh?, looks fit, seems smart, redo the hair and fuck the ever-loving crap out of her, problem not found. Oh, she has big tit's as well, nice for baking your dick in between.

 

[BUTCH1]

wtF is up with her hair.

So she has curly hair..AND BIG TITS...Geez, you guys. Surprised no one didn't notice anything else. I'd blast her to kingdom come and be thankful for it, but first I'd lick her soppy-slick wet before I "pumped" her for more information about the oven.

 

[ImpulsE69]

So she has curly hair..AND BIG TITS...Geez, you guys. Surprised no one didn't notice anything else. I'd blast her to kingdom come and be thankful for it, but first I'd lick her soppy-slick wet before I "pumped" her for more information about the oven.

Her teeth are too pointy.

 

[Brian Stirling]

Yeah, this has Apple 'image over substance' written all over it! Now, I can see maybe a couple hundred more for an oven with this kind of tech and smarts, but $1.5K -- yeah...no.

I wonder if you're required to buy the ingredients from them? You know, an eating ecosphere. Perhaps RFID the ingredients to make sure you use only there stuff.


Brian

 

[Anubis]

lol you can buy an entire gas range + oven for 3k
a nice one even

 

[Perknose]

Why tell an oven how hot to run, and how long? Just tell it what you want to cook and how you want it to come out.

Because I cook by personal experience and real time feedback.

Why would you trust someone else's pre-packaged algorithm? I mean, what could possibly be overlooked, mis-applied, or go wrong?

 

[Childs]

It needs voice control so you can just say 'Tea, Earl Gray, Hot.'

And interesting casting for the promo video. Not saying she is unattractive or anything, but she is kinda peculiar.

 

[Markbnj]

Why would you trust someone else's pre-packaged algorithm? I mean, what could possibly be overlooked, mis-applied, or go wrong?

Come over and let me cook you dinner some time, and then you can post on the topic the next day.

 

[QueBert]

She looks like Sara Silverman had a baby with Fred's friend Paul from the Wonder Years. Boobs would probably be close to non existent if she was topless. Wonderbra or whatever if it, they're clearly trying to make a mountain out of mole hill.