- Feb 8, 2001
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I was watching my son playing in the garden yesterday and was reflecting on how sweet and pure he is. Tears almost formed in my eyes as I thought about him learning about the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly, the wee lad just stopped and stared at the ground. I went over to her to see what work of God had captured his attention and noticed he was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" he asked
"They're mating," I replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" he asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," I answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
As my heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question I replied "No son. both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
My son, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.........then took his foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh!t in our garden."
:Q
I really have to talk to the nanny about where he learned that!
Suddenly, the wee lad just stopped and stared at the ground. I went over to her to see what work of God had captured his attention and noticed he was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" he asked
"They're mating," I replied
"What do you call the spider on top?" he asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," I answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?"
As my heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question I replied "No son. both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
My son, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment.........then took his foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay sh!t in our garden."
:Q
I really have to talk to the nanny about where he learned that!
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