I think I just caught someone switching stalls...

[Mr Pickles]

In fact I know I did. This morning I was walking to the bathroom and as I opened the door some dude was just walking out. I walked in (imagine a short hallway to get to the toilets and urinals) and heard a toilet flushing. As I turn the corner to head to the urnial I look over and there is a dude that looked like he was leaving the small stall and heading to the big handicap one. His white dress shirt was clearly untucked and he was grabbing the left side of belt line on his pants.

It didn't sink in until I was half way back to my desk when I realized I totally just busted someone pulling up their drawers mid-duece and migrating to a more comfortable throne! I just went back and checked the small stall and sure as.. shit.. there was plenty of TP in there so why the hell would you move stalls? Is this common? Ha! I feel like I just caught a leprechaun or a chupacabra or something!

 

[randomlinh]

w..t...f...

 

[pyonir]

I can honestly say i've never done that...and never caught anyone doing that.

 

[Capt Caveman]

ZOMG!!!!! The humanity!!!!!

 

[imported_LoKe]

I always check for TP before I get down to business. I can't imagine a scenario in which that might happen.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I always check for TP before I get down to business. I can't imagine a scenario in which that might happen.

But the thing was there was plenty in there. That couldn't have been the reason. I've been trying to come up with reasons and just can't. Maybe he likes the feeling of a warm seat? I've got nothing.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: MrLee
I just went back and checked the small stall and sure as.. shit.. there was plenty of TP in there so why the hell would you move stalls?

I think your quote above is just as disturbing as your discovery. The real question is, why the hell would you go back to check? lol

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: LoKe
I always check for TP before I get down to business. I can't imagine a scenario in which that might happen.

But the thing was there was plenty in there. That couldn't have been the reason. I've been trying to come up with reasons and just can't. Maybe he likes the feeling of a warm seat? I've got nothing.

How much time passed between the incident and your checking? He may have alerted maint. to the lack of tp. He might have moved some over from the other stall after finishing his business.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: MrLee
I just went back and checked the small stall and sure as.. shit.. there was plenty of TP in there so why the hell would you move stalls?

I think your quote above is just as disturbing as your discovery. The real question is, why the hell would you go back to check? lol

lol i was taking a leak after lunch and looked in there, still in awe. Seriously, the things you don't expect to see in Corporate America always seem to happen eventually. I'm sure if I spend enough time here I'm bound to witness some wierd wierd stuff.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Mojoed

Originally posted by: MrLee
I just went back and checked the small stall and sure as.. shit.. there was plenty of TP in there so why the hell would you move stalls?

I think your quote above is just as disturbing as your discovery. The real question is, why the hell would you go back to check? lol

B/c he was looking for the leprechaun's pot of gold!!!

 

[Balt]

Maybe:

1) He really needed to take a dump and was unbuckling as soon as he entered the bathroom.
2) Entered stall to find someone already left a huge dump in there and was disgusted.
3) Exited stall and went to the next one.

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Balt
Maybe:

1) He really needed to take a dump and was unbuckling as soon as he entered the bathroom.
2) Entered stall to find someone already left a huge dump in there and was disgusted.
3) Exited stall and went to the next one.

That's plausible!

</MythBusters>

 

[Xavier434]

Cue the Mission Impossible theme song.....NOW!

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Balt
Maybe:

1) He really needed to take a dump and was unbuckling as soon as he entered the bathroom.
2) Entered stall to find someone already left a huge dump in there and was disgusted.
3) Exited stall and went to the next one.

I might give him that, but I he'd basically have to walk into stall_small, untuck his shirt and pull his pants down, then realize something was amiss and move to stall_big. Even when you need to go really bad you can survey the scene for a previous battle and enough supplies.

 

[imported_Baloo]

Some people have too much idle time on their hands.

 

[alchemize]

Move from a Yugo to the Cadillac of stalls? Of course! Who cares if the seat is warm? As long as payload delivery hasn't commenced...

 

[BigJ]

I'll do anything for that handicapped stall. If that means waiting for it to open up, or changing spots mid-deuce, so be it.

 

[Epic Fail]

He got sick of his own fume midway through and did a switcheroo.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Baloo
Some people have too much idle time on their hands.

 

[RU482]

I read your story and here's what I see happening:
The guy who was walking out when you walked in just finished blowing the guy who left the stall when you were in there.

 

[moshquerade]

oh... i thought you meant switching stalls like.... being a switch hitter.

 

[Fritzo]

I did this today. I was just about to sit down, when I saw DRIED BLOOD DROPS on the back of the toilet seat. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN???? Anyway, I did a stall swap while holding up my pants. I think I was justified.

Ugh---I work in a nice office too. People are gross.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Dude I don't know. Bottom line is there are very few reasons someone would need to switch mid-deuce unless they are highly sensitive to being in the "crappy" stall. If I ever catch someone again I'm going to tackle them and put them in some sort of a bag to show to the rest of the people in the office.

Some people have too much idle time on their hands.

Welcome to ATOT. If you are in here between the hours of 8am to 5pm then you do, in fact, have too much idle time on your hands.

 

[AMCRambler]

bool havetocrapnow=true;
bool allstallsfull=true;
bool shitontoiletseat=true;
bool shitinpants=false;

int main(){
if(allstallsfull==true && havetocrapnow==true)
{
if(int holdit()==false)
{
shitinpants=true;
return fail;
}
else if(allstallsfull==false && shitontoilet!=true)
{
call OhThankGod(num 2);
}
else
{
call SwitchStallsNow();
}
return 0;
}

 

[BooGiMaN]

people have some disturbing bathroom manners/habits/etiquette/.......i walked into a stall today where someone had apparently decided to piss everywhere but the toilet.

i mean there was urine stains on the stall walls at shoulder level..wtf is that all about.