I think I found the problem with Windows

[Ben]

Link to screenshot

 

[Mutilator]

I think those are all turned on by default

 

[spamboy]

Pretty funny. At least it's not as bad as the Mac OS. If you made one for Macs some of the things could say:

Crash when used to run multimedia.
Run everything slow.
Take 50 years to open Internet Explorer.
Run Java at snail-like speeds, making everything from chat rooms to browser games impossible to use.
Run out of memory with one program open.
Crash with virtual memory enabled.
Crash when networked.
Crash when on internet.
System Extensions Settings change randomly.
Require Extenstions maintenece every other day in order to boot up.
Hide all important files, refuse to show what's really on hard drive.
Fill all disks and all folders with retarded system files to take up space and slow things down. (If I see that finder file in one more folder on a floppy I'll puke!)
Disable any hope of multitasking. Grind computer to a hault when running SETI in background.
Disable support of all the latest codecs and formats unless it's Quicktime.

I could go on and on...