I think I figured out how we can solve the illegal clown isusue

[Red Squirrel]

We need to build a wall, it's going to be huge, and make the circus pay for it.

 

[MongGrel]

My wife would support it at any rate, she has always had a clown phobia.

On several levels.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

We need to build a wall, it's going to be huge, and make the circus pay for it.

Not gonna work. If one car gets past that wall every clown in the world can jump out.

 

[Ken g6]

Not gonna work. If one car gets past that wall every clown in the world can jump out.

Or they can be shot out of cannons to fly over the wall.

P.S. I think we might have a creepy FSM problem.

 

[Crono]

We just need Google to make drones that can identify people with disproportionally large feet.

I mean, sure, there will be a few innocents taken out by Hellfires, but this is how we fight terr- uhh, clownism. They'll never see it coming.

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Carson Dyle]

Illegal? Since when?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

P.S. I think we might have a creepy FSM problem.

Creepy? Our Noodly Master creepy? Heretic!! If clowns followed the example of FSM and gave people garlic bread instead of pelting them with seltzer and buckets of confetti they might not have such an image problem.

When Stephen King writes a book about a spaghetti monster that lives in a sewer and eats children we'll talk.

 

[IronWing]

We could feed the clowns to cannibals.

 

[MongGrel]

P.S. I think we might have a creepy FSM problem.

We are just waiting for the right time to take over the world.

Not really though, we just eating pasta, beer volcanoes, and strippers for the most part.

Ramen.

 

[Imp]

Problem has solved itself. Videos and news reports showing up now of people being scared by clowns beating the shit out of the clowns.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Not really, we like pasta, beer volcanoes, and strippers.

So we're frat guys?

 

[MongGrel]

So we're frat guys?

I've never been, but it's not an exclusive thing of course.

 

[Red Squirrel]

There was actually a statement made by the police here about being arrested if you are wearing a clown costume lol. Who knew something that simple could be illegal. Wonder if they'll make an exemption for Halloween.

The real clowns don't dress up as clowns though. They can be found at city hall and there are about a dozen of them.

 

[Carson Dyle]

You never know when some 15 year old in a rubber mask is going to go on a killing spree.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Or they can be shot out of cannons to fly over the wall.

I'm all in favor of using cannons to deal with the clown problem, but my solution is a little different than that.


In fact, there are two completely different solutions to the clown problem involving cannons. Either load the cannons and fire them at the clown or load the clowns into the cannons and fire them at something solid. A clown into a brick wall should leave a pretty, brightly colored pattern.

Hey, wait. Line up clowns in front of a brick wall, then load clowns into the cannons and fire the clowns at the clowns. Who do I talk to about syndicating that? One of the networks has to be interested.

 

[MongGrel]

I'm all in favor of using cannons to deal with the clown problem, but my solution is a little different than that.

Yeah, I forgot to mention we're pirates also.

Arrrrrr.

 

[John Connor]

We need to build a wall, it's going to be huge, and make the circus pay for it.

In theory that would work quite well if all the clowns came from an adjacent shit hole country called Clown nation. Then I would add drones and more tech + manpower to patrol this border and add E verify. Just sayin'

 

[John Connor]

All illegal clowns would be chucked back over the border via large cannon.

 

[John Connor]

Not gonna work. If one car gets past that wall every clown in the world can jump out.

HAHAHAH! Too late.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

I still think the 'scary clown' thing started as just an ad for http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1396484/

(And there's no reason for that remake to exist)

 

[IronWing]

We could feed the clowns to cannibals.

ATOT breaks my heart.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

ATOT breaks my heart.

It was too easy. I applaud ATOT for not taking the bait on that one. Every once in a while we manage to rise above the level of Dixe Cup punchlines.

 

[IronWing]

It was too easy. I applaud ATOT for not taking the bait on that one. Every once in a while we manage to rise above the level of Dixe Cup punchlines.

Dixie Cups had the best jokes. Do they still do that?

 

[KMFJD]

If the media where to report on this as much as they would report on the creepy clown sightings than the problem would solve itself