I think I changed my mind about big chicks..

olds

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Originally posted by: PottedMeat
It could be a corpse, left to dry out in the sun like a raisin or tomato.

Maybe they are making beef jerky?
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'd still rather hit that skinny chick than the fat one in the back.

i'd rather stick to my left hand for the rest of my life.
 

sonambulo

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
I better not parody this thread, huh?

Why? A bigger chick grows into a bigger chicken and produces more eggs. Win win all around.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: ScottyB
I can just imagine Quagmire running out and saying, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
True, but he'd be saying that after he had sex with her.

 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'd still rather hit that skinny chick than the fat one in the back.

You're either 14 years old or just an idiot. There's skinny and then there's a damn skeleton. Let me educate you, my young friend.

When the woman is lying down (horizontal) if the body part that sticks up the most is the pubic bone, you're having sex with a skeleton. I really hope this helps, you sick fuck.
 

RichardE

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I'd still rather hit that skinny chick than the fat one in the back.

You're either 14 years old or just an idiot. There's skinny and then there's a damn skeleton. Let me educate you, my young friend.

When the woman is lying down (horizontal) if the body part that sticks up the most is the pubic bone, you're having sex with a skeleton. I really hope this helps, you sick fuck.

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