I teach a rude driver every day in my area.

[inachu]

Those little MG mini cooper cars like to be sweet and merge in a super tight spot. I just lean over and give them the finger.

Or the lazy driver who drives with his tires right on the white spotted lane who can not make up his mind should he get in left lane or stay on the right lane.

This type of driver I can tell is not riding the line to see down further at all. For those who drive like that I let them see as it helps with safety at times.


So I am in the other lane and pretend I want my right side tires to ride the white lane also which makes him stop that foolish notion alltogether.

Then I see at least 6 times per year the F-150 or larger truck who rides the white stripe line so he is 50% in each lane. Lazy ass must be drunk as hell and he does this to the on ramp and off ramp area as well.

In my area in the DC metro area is famous for slow people in the far left lane.
Not sure why they think it is a good idea for that since one section of the highway speed was bumped up to 60mph.

One thing I really do well though is swim with the fishes meaning if everyone is driving 50 mph in a 55 zone then I also do the same thing.

Because it just means someone has a radar detector on and they know more than me and sure enough we see the police sitting under the shady tree hanging over the highway a tad bit to hide him from view.

 

[IronWing]

I hate it when the ketchup package tears wrong and you get ketchup on the steering wheel and so you're trying to steer and hold the ketchup package and trying to wipe the ketchup off the wheel, the whole time knowing that your fries are getting cold so you try to adjust the A/C vent to not blow on your fries with the hand holding the ketchup package but then as you're adjusting the vent a really crappy song comes on the radio so you just have to change the station and your fries are getting colder by the second and then some jack tries to pull in front of you and you just don't have time for that crap so you gun the engine but the torque steer forces you to grab the wheel and you get even more ketchup on the wheel and you might as well throw the fries at the jerk you just blocked cause they are too cold now and it's all the jerk's fault.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Those little MG mini cooper cars like to be sweet and merge in a super tight spot. I just lean over and give them the finger.

Or the lazy driver who drives with his tires right on the white spotted lane who can not make up his mind should he get in left lane or stay on the right lane.

This type of driver I can tell is not riding the line to see down further at all. For those who drive like that I let them see as it helps with safety at times.


So I am in the other lane and pretend I want my right side tires to ride the white lane also which makes him stop that foolish notion alltogether.

Then I see at least 6 times per year the F-150 or larger truck who rides the white stripe line so he is 50% in each lane. Lazy ass must be drunk as hell and he does this to the on ramp and off ramp area as well.

In my area in the DC metro area is famous for slow people in the far left lane.
Not sure why they think it is a good idea for that since one section of the highway speed was bumped up to 60mph.

One thing I really do well though is swim with the fishes meaning if everyone is driving 50 mph in a 55 zone then I also do the same thing.

Because it just means someone has a radar detector on and they know more than me and sure enough we see the police sitting under the shady tree hanging over the highway a tad bit to hide him from view.

Cool stories bro.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I hate it when the ketchup package tears wrong and you get ketchup on the steering wheel and so you're trying to steer and hold the ketchup package and trying to wipe the ketchup off the wheel, the whole time knowing that your fries are getting cold so you try to adjust the A/C vent to not blow on your fries with the hand holding the ketchup package but then as you're adjusting the vent a really crappy song comes on the radio so you just have to change the station and your fries are getting colder by the second and then some jack tries to pull in front of you and you just don't have time for that crap so you gun the engine but the torque steer forces you to grab the wheel and you get even more ketchup on the wheel and you might as well throw the fries at the jerk you just blocked cause they are too cold now and it's all the jerk's fault.

And here I thought I was the only one.

 

[Grooveriding]

 

[Newbian]

I was hoping for a parody thread. 🙁

 

[Krazy4Real]

I hate it when the ketchup package tears wrong and you get ketchup on the steering wheel and so you're trying to steer and hold the ketchup package and trying to wipe the ketchup off the wheel, the whole time knowing that your fries are getting cold so you try to adjust the A/C vent to not blow on your fries with the hand holding the ketchup package but then as you're adjusting the vent a really crappy song comes on the radio so you just have to change the station and your fries are getting colder by the second and then some jack tries to pull in front of you and you just don't have time for that crap so you gun the engine but the torque steer forces you to grab the wheel and you get even more ketchup on the wheel and you might as well throw the fries at the jerk you just blocked cause they are too cold now and it's all the jerk's fault.

This man speaks the truth

 

[AdamK47]

We need more information about yourself so that we can stereotype from the opposite perspective.

 

[inachu]

And here I thought I was the only one.

That happened to me last year.

 

[manimal]

I once found a pair of Dees. They always did what they pleased. They once fell out and made them shout since they werent real or

 

[FeuerFrei]

HOw about chuckleheads who cut cross-aisle in parking lots, do you teach them too? Nothing like a close call to help them see the wisdom of following lot markings.

 

[Lonyo]

Do you mean an actual Austin or Rover Mini Cooper?

Because if you drive a typical American vehicle, they almost certainly can't see you giving them the finger.

 

[feralkid]

Those little MG mini cooper cars like to be sweet and merge in a super tight spot. I just lean over and give them the finger.

Or the lazy driver who drives with his tires right on the white spotted lane who can not make up his mind should he get in left lane or stay on the right lane.

This type of driver I can tell is not riding the line to see down further at all. For those who drive like that I let them see as it helps with safety at times.


So I am in the other lane and pretend I want my right side tires to ride the white lane also which makes him stop that foolish notion alltogether.

Then I see at least 6 times per year the F-150 or larger truck who rides the white stripe line so he is 50% in each lane. Lazy ass must be drunk as hell and he does this to the on ramp and off ramp area as well.

In my area in the DC metro area is famous for slow people in the far left lane.
Not sure why they think it is a good idea for that since one section of the highway speed was bumped up to 60mph.

One thing I really do well though is swim with the fishes meaning if everyone is driving 50 mph in a 55 zone then I also do the same thing.

Because it just means someone has a radar detector on and they know more than me and sure enough we see the police sitting under the shady tree hanging over the highway a tad bit to hide him from view.

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