I Talked To A Woman On The Phone Today!

[ShotgunSteven]

I'm going to marry her, too.

 

[pyonir]

OMG! PICS!?

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
I'm going to marry her, too.

Does she know? :Q

 

[Yeeny]

How come no one calls me and then posts about it? Huh?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
I'm going to marry her, too.

Does she know? :Q

She does, actually.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
I'm going to marry her, too.

Did you get the discounted $0.99/min rate or did you pay retail?

Fess up!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
How come no one calls me and then posts about it? Huh?

I'd call you...but we'd need an adult forum to post about it.

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
How come no one calls me and then posts about it? Huh?

I'd call you...but we'd need an adult forum to post about it.

:Q

 

[Fausto]

Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

 

[radioouman]

Did you boink her yet?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

will you buy me a baseball?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

will you buy me a baseball?

I thought you wanted a copy of my book How to Land a Good-Looking Wife Despite Being a Total Dork- The Fausto Method?

Make up your mind, dammit.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

Actually, this thread is not a parody. I did talk to her, and I am going to marry her. Which is better, a pure parody, or one that appears to be a parody, but is in fact the truth?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

will you buy me a baseball?

I thought you wanted a copy of my book How to Land a Good-Looking Wife Despite Being a Total Dork- The Fausto Method?

Make up your mind, dammit.

hmmm can i have both?

 

[Yeeny]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

will you buy me a baseball?

I thought you wanted a copy of my book How to Land a Good-Looking Wife Despite Being a Total Dork- The Fausto Method?

Make up your mind, dammit.

Thats funny, he told me he just wanted a pair of your undies.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

Actually, this thread is not a parody. I did talk to her, and I am going to marry her. Which is better, a pure parody, or one that appears to be a parody, but is in fact the truth?

Don't know.....I'll include this in my research.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Hmm.....interesting how the Skoorb Effect grows exponentially weaker with each sucessive parody. I must write a scientific paper on this using millions of tax dollars for the research.

will you buy me a baseball?

I thought you wanted a copy of my book How to Land a Good-Looking Wife Despite Being a Total Dork- The Fausto Method?

Make up your mind, dammit.

Thats funny, he told me he just wanted a pair of your undies.

Can't you two just share the pair I mailed you? Damn, you're selfish.

 

[pyonir]

Thats funny, he told me he just wanted a pair of your undies.

No, i wanted a pair of YOUR undies. PICS?!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Thats funny, he told me he just wanted a pair of your undies.

No, i wanted a pair of YOUR undies. PICS?!

You = teh cr33py