I talked to a girl's ass tonite!

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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LOL, so here's how the sh1t went down:

I was at a Memorial Day BBQ tonite with some classmates, and afterwards we all went to a bar.

Well, one of the girls there accidentally dropped her flipphone at the bar cuz she was so drunk. So her boyfriend secretly stuck it into her pants while she wasn't paying attention. After setting it to vibrate, of course! Like the flip part was sandwiched around her panties. So then we took turns calling it, while it was on vibrate! OMG it was fvcking hilarious, we'd call it and she'd jump up wondering why her ass was vibrating, but she was too drunk to reach around and grab the phone, so we all left messages to her ass, talking about when it would be free again and OMG it was hilarious! :)

A good time was had by all tonite!

Too bad I have an exam on Tuesday I should've been studying for :(
 

Chompman

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Mar 14, 2003
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Now the smart thing was to do if it was a camera phone to have it taking pics of her ass every 10 seconds or so for us to enjoy. :D
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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sad day in geekdom when a cellphone gets more action with a drunk chick that two guys hanging out with her.

As with any thread like this, useless without pics. For even a drunk chick to miss this she either is clinically obese and wouldn't know if she sat on a clamore or hoping someone would help her 'get it out'.