I Suffer

[Perknose]

...From equine cranial osteo-outcrop disease and am an albino quadruped, to boot.

As such, starry-eyed young flamers, basement dwelling ren-faire losers, and morbidly obese, QVC addicted, middle-aged women who have (rightly) given up on life just won't let my image alone.

I'm also color-blind, so I just don't get the whole rainbow thing, anyway.

Contrary to popular belief, I do exist, I just wish I didn't these days. given all this loser-infested, unwanted attention.

I don't want to be a neigh sayer, or whinny too much, but is there a witless protection program? They (the witless) simply won't leave me alone!

 

[highland145]

Do you really fart glitter?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

 

[OCGuy]

que

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

Find a friend with a hacksaw?

 

[Nik]

Contrary to popular belief, I do exist, I just wish I didn't these days.

There's an ap for that.

 

[Drako]

What's with all the lame unicorn threads today?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Perknose, is that you?

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

What's with all the lame unicorn threads today?

Give all the lame unicorns medical attention and they'll be fine.

 

[Malak]

Well played sir.

 

[waggy]

ok someone call the cops. Perky has lost it.:\

 

[ViviTheMage]

I don't get it.

 

[SunnyD]

ok someone call the cops. Perky has lost it.:\

You must be new here...

 

[thepd7]

Perknose, is that you?

wow that's incredible

 

[Malak]

I don't get it.

 

[blackdogdeek]

i withhold my "boo-urns" only because OP is so obscure.

 

[DaveSimmons]

There was an episode of Bones dealing with this kind of horseplay.

It didn't end well for the steed or its rider.

 

[Wyndru]

 

[Billb2]

Hmmmm.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/stable-hand-charged-with-assaulting-horse.html

 

[Perknose]

Find a friend with a hacksaw?

God would see right through such a cheap trick.

The only unicorn who ever did that ended up depressed and painted brown and replacing an aging donkey in a Tijuana bar's on-stage sex act. It wasn't pretty. Either was his co-star, Esmeralda.

He sucked it up. So did she. D:

However, the drinks were reasonably priced, and, surprisingly, there was no cover charge.

 

[highland145]

God would see right through such a cheap trick.

The only unicorn who ever did that ended up depressed and painted brown and replacing an aging donkey in a Tijuana bar's on-stage sex act. It wasn't pretty. Either was his co-star, Esmeralda.

He sucked it up. So did she. D:

However, the drinks were reasonably priced, and, surprisingly, there was no cover charge.

Um, yes.....surprisingly.

 

[destrekor]

I believe!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

This thread needs more Charlie

 

[JS80]

Big huge woosh over my face

 

[alkemyst]

omghi2u