I suck at teh inter...

[Syringer]

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I have an upcoming interview for a finance internship at Hitachi. It'll be my first interview at a real company, and don't want to mess it up. Where can I get some good pointers from?

 

[Platypus]

Talk like you just spelled and you should do fine.

 

[wfbberzerker]

you know, sometimes i say "teh suck" out loud, and it never sounds as funny as it does online.

 

[Radiohead]

I found this to be a really good resource for interviews:
http://interview.monster.com/

 

[TommyVercetti]

Search google for "Interview questions". That will give you a lot of possible questions. Practice them and you will be good.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
you know, sometimes i say "teh suck" out loud, and it never sounds as funny as it does online.

Okay, I'm pretty bad, but I've never actually said "teh" out loud.

- M4H

 

[Dingleberries]

Don't make a habit out of taking a crap in the middle of people's living room and blaming it on the dog.

 

[Spooner]

Make sure you ask about their sexual harrassment policy 🙂

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Don't make a habit out of taking a crap in the middle of people's living room and blaming it on the dog.

or like an ex roommate, Don't take a crap on the middle of the floor in your room and blame some masket bandits that broken, and did it, then locked the deadbolt on their way out

 

[HappyPuppy]

I hate interviews. I suck ^100 at them. I try to tell them to just hire me and let me prove myself. If they aren't happy in a few weeks they can let me go. And I really hate the assinine questions like "What is your weakest trait?" That's like a cop asking a crook to confess. "Well, sir, I really enjoy internet porn. In fact the beastiality web sites get me hot enough to screw a knothole!" Right.:Q

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I hate interviews. I suck ^100 at them. I try to tell them to just hire me and let me prove myself. If they aren't happy in a few weeks they can let me go. And I really hate the assinine questions like "What is your weakest trait?" That's like a cop asking a crook to confess. "Well, sir, I really enjoy internet porn. In fact the beastiality web sites get me hot enough to screw a knothole!" Right.:Q

Hmm... never thought of the nick HappyPuppy in this context before..

😛

 

[tm37]

A good question to ask is if the usually press charges.

This shows you are a "forward thinker"

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Talk like you just spelled and you should do fine.

Are you talking about "teh"? If so, go get a clue..

 

[tm37]

DON'T Do this

 

[PCMarine]

Originally posted by: tm37
DON'T Do this

People that stupid can build stuff?

 

[Syringer]

Ahh, so what do I wear to it??

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Talk like you just spelled and you should do fine.

LOL

 

[BD231]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Ahh, so what do I wear to it??

Dress NICE man, not tux nice, but slacks and button up shirt nice.