not sure if this is a repost or not.. but I found it funny.
So this guy goes flying through a small town at 90 mph, and gets pulled over by a state trooper. He stops the car, and shortly the officer walks up alongside the vehicle.
"Sir, do you realize how fast you were going back there? I need to see your license and registration please." The officer says.
"I don't have a license." The man in the car replies.
"You don't have a license?" The officer is annoyed. "What about registration?"
"I don't know where it is." The man replies. The officer looks at him incredously.
"You don't know where it is?" The officer repeats the man again.
"Yes sir, you see, I stole this car." The man tells the policeman.
"You WHAT?" The officer is stunned. "Look in the glove compartment for me, and I can at least see whos car this is." He says after a second.
"I'd rather not." The man says. "I have my gun in there." The officer is dumbfounded, and the man continues on. "You see, I shot the lady who owned this car, dumped the body in the trunk, and stole the car."
"You just.... STAY RIGHT THERE." The officer backs away and calls in for backup. Within a few minutes the trooper's superviser is there and approaches the man in the car.
"Sir, my officer tells me that you have no license or registration."
The man in the car gives the superviser a confused look, and pulls out a license and registration to hand to him. "I have it right here, sir."
The superviser shoots the other trooper a look. "He also told me you stole this car, killing the owner and dumping the body in the trunk."
"WHAT? I don't know what you're talking about!" The man in the car replies, sounding surprised. "Here, look in the trunk." He popped the trunk and the officers looked inside. There was no body.
"What's the meaning of this, officer?!" The supervisor demanded of his subordinate.
Before he has a chance to defend himself, the man in the car speaks up. "I bet the ahole told you I was fvcking speeding too, huh?"
So this guy goes flying through a small town at 90 mph, and gets pulled over by a state trooper. He stops the car, and shortly the officer walks up alongside the vehicle.
"Sir, do you realize how fast you were going back there? I need to see your license and registration please." The officer says.
"I don't have a license." The man in the car replies.
"You don't have a license?" The officer is annoyed. "What about registration?"
"I don't know where it is." The man replies. The officer looks at him incredously.
"You don't know where it is?" The officer repeats the man again.
"Yes sir, you see, I stole this car." The man tells the policeman.
"You WHAT?" The officer is stunned. "Look in the glove compartment for me, and I can at least see whos car this is." He says after a second.
"I'd rather not." The man says. "I have my gun in there." The officer is dumbfounded, and the man continues on. "You see, I shot the lady who owned this car, dumped the body in the trunk, and stole the car."
"You just.... STAY RIGHT THERE." The officer backs away and calls in for backup. Within a few minutes the trooper's superviser is there and approaches the man in the car.
"Sir, my officer tells me that you have no license or registration."
The man in the car gives the superviser a confused look, and pulls out a license and registration to hand to him. "I have it right here, sir."
The superviser shoots the other trooper a look. "He also told me you stole this car, killing the owner and dumping the body in the trunk."
"WHAT? I don't know what you're talking about!" The man in the car replies, sounding surprised. "Here, look in the trunk." He popped the trunk and the officers looked inside. There was no body.
"What's the meaning of this, officer?!" The supervisor demanded of his subordinate.
Before he has a chance to defend himself, the man in the car speaks up. "I bet the ahole told you I was fvcking speeding too, huh?"
:beer:
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