I started my new job last week...

[DCFife]

and today I got a package from UPS from my new employer. I open it up and there's a bottle of lingonberry-apple sparkler, two champagne flutes engraved with the company logo, and a letter welcoming me to the family. Last week I got the obligatory logo polo shirt and logo coffee mug.

What kind of things has a new employer given you as a "job warming" gift?

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

where do you work??

 

[Baked]

High chick in a giant cake.

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

a lot of crappy work

 

[kitkit201]

Let me join, all my company is giving are pink slips

 

[iamtrout]

My "company" gives out cute little teddy bears to all the assassins on payroll.