I solved 90% of the world's problems today...

[rudeguy]

its so simple. How could no one have thought of this before?


Flying bumper cars.


No more worrying about traffic or if someone cuts you off. The worst case scenario is you spin the guy out and no one gets hurt. If everyone simply drives a flying bumper car, the world will be a better place. Near perfect I would say.

 

[josh0099]

What about all the C02 these flying bumper cars are going to make!

 

[olds]

What about all the C02 these flying bumper cars are going to make!

They run on puppy kisses!

 

[disappoint]

Drugs, stop taking them.

-or-

Meds, don't forget to take them.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Looks like you can get one in three months - Flying car production could start within three months

 

[josh0099]

They run on puppy kisses!

Oh damn forgot about those things...

 

[IronWing]

This brings back bad memories of how so called amusement parks were designed by sadists. Bumper cars never go fast enough to really bump anyone and the attendants would get all asshurt if you bumped anyone in the little race cars that did go fast enough.

 

[DrPizza]

WooHoo! I get a flying car that maxes out at 5 miles per hour. That makes work only 48 minutes away. Oh wait! I get to go in a straight line... 42 minutes away!

 

[dfuze]

Huh? What about the other 10%?

 

[TecHNooB]

I think the immortality pill is even more ingenious. How come nobody every thought of that? I must be the smartest man alive.

 

[Malak]

Drugs, stop taking them.

-or-

Meds, don't forget to take them.

:hmm: So does he take drugs or not?

 

[Crono]

We could solve all the worlds problems by building everything out of LEGOs

 

[rudeguy]

:hmm: So does he take drugs or not?

snausberries!

 

[Regs]

Who the hell has ever heard of a snausberry?