I so po...

[tec699]

I so poor that I'm eating the jelly out of the container w/out bread, It's just the jelly and that's it. I hate getting paid on a bi-weekly basis.

 

[ElFenix]

i'm so poor i'm licking a ramen package

 

[DnetMHZ]

You have jelly?? PFFFT.. that's not poor!

 

[acemcmac]

umm... it's what the rest of the world does.... when did you have it any different?

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm so poor i'm licking a ramen package

yum, ramen noodles.

 

[meltdown75]

come on over for dinner. just a short drive north for ya.

 

[slycat]

1)what'd u do with ur last paycheck?
2)go eat at parents'.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm so poor i'm licking a ramen package

lmfao

 

[captains]

tube steak is free

 

[nakedfrog]

Y'all ain't never got two things that match!

 

[tec699]

I think it's time to go to a store and make a purchase w/ the ole 5 finger discount!

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: captains
tube steak is free

I got a tossed salad he can also have.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: captains
tube steak is free

what's a tube steak? care to explain.

does it taste yummy?

 

[DougK62]

No excuse for eating jelly. Ramen is only 10 pennies. Even hobos can afford that.

 

[BooGiMaN]

b1tch stop complaining i get paid once a month.....

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: tec699
I think it's time to go to a store and make a purchase w/ the ole 5 finger discount!

If you're convincing enough, you can just walk into a fast food place and try and talk them into giving you food. That's what I used to do when I had no other options.
That or lurk somewhere and wait for someone to leave and then eat what they left at the table. Both better options than shoplifting.
Although, I would be entertained by seeing "OMFG! I'm going to jail because I swiped a box of Steak-umms! How do I prepare for prison?" posted by you

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: captains
tube steak is free

what's a tube steak? care to explain.

does it taste yummy?

It tastes a lot like trouser snake.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: captains
tube steak is free

I got a tossed salad he can also have.

OMG!! :Q

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
b1tch stop complaining i get paid once a month.....

Same here, but you get used to it, and use your money well.

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: tec699
I think it's time to go to a store and make a purchase w/ the ole 5 finger discount!

don't do it in georgia. you'll get gunned down.

 

[jjones]

Here's a Don't eat it all at once, you might get sick.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Vote Democrat and you'll never go hungry again!

 

[GasX]

How many of your ribs are showing through your t-shirt?

 

Go raid your parents fridge, it's right up the basement stairs!