I sing this song to my wife every time we have pizza.

[BurnItDwn]

I can't play the piano, and I can't sing either. She puts on headphones whenever I sing.

 

[nakedfrog]

Well, at least you're amused, right?

 

[sandorski]

The King of Cringe.

 

[BoomerD]

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie…that’s amore.

 

[Charmonium]

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie…that’s amore.

When you're lying in bed and your d*** feels like lead, that's amore . . .

 

[lxskllr]

 

[nakedfrog]

Significant improvement over the song in the OP!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Much too hard for my singing ability!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Well, at least you're amused, right?

Hehehehe, until I get punched. But, usually I dodge her punches successfully.