I should be a Chippendale's dancer.

[Electric Amish]

I wish I had the talent and/or body to wiggle my wang for dollars...

amish

 

dude -- you're ghey

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

too bad you have a microscopic penis. your wife told me that last night.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: stormbv
Please don't...leave that to the professionals and Chris Farley.

Patrick Swayze?

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

Dude............. PICS!

 

[waylman]

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

Dude............. PICS!

PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: yayo
PICS!!!

pics!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

too bad you have a microscopic penis. your wife told me that last night.

Yeah, it probably is microscopic when viewed from orbit.

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: yayo

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

Dude............. PICS!

PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? I hate you.. shut up..

Yes proceed with pics!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: yayo
PICS!!!

pics!

LOL...I remember that episode.

Fortunately, for my wife, I don't look anything like Chris Farley.

/yayo breathes a sigh of relief

OK, OK, I don't look like Patrick Swayze either.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

too bad you have a microscopic penis. your wife told me that last night.

Yeah, it probably is microscopic when viewed from orbit.

Hmm....let's find out....

/consults sat imagery


Whoa! That thing's huge!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

too bad you have a microscopic penis. your wife told me that last night.

Yeah, it probably is microscopic when viewed from orbit.

Hmm....let's find out....

/consults sat imagery


Whoa! That thing's huge!

LOL! Damn, I gotta keep that thing under wraps now that I know Fausto's out there watching.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: waylman

Originally posted by: Encryptic
My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

too bad you have a microscopic penis. your wife told me that last night.

Yeah, it probably is microscopic when viewed from orbit.

Hmm....let's find out....

/consults sat imagery


Whoa! That thing's huge!

LOL! Damn, I gotta keep that thing under wraps now that I know Fausto's out there watching.

I like to watch....

/creeepy

 

[ElFenix]

:camera:

 

[Bulk Beef]

<- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: sward666
<- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

:Q

/pokes out mind's eye with sharp stick

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Anyone else ever thought of doing this?

GAY!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666
<- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

:Q

/pokes out mind's eye with sharp stick

So does your thong have velcro at the sides so it comes off in one smooth fluid motion??

Errr, nevermind - I don't really want to know.

/looks around for sharp stick

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: sward666

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666
<- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

:Q

/pokes out mind's eye with sharp stick

So does your thong have velcro at the sides so it comes off in one smooth fluid motion??

Errr, nevermind - I don't really want to know.

/looks around for sharp stick

/whips off thong in one fluid motion


Yes.....yes it does.

 

[Bulk Beef]

/can't find sharp stick - proceeds to beat self over head with telephone receiver

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666 <- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

:Q /pokes out mind's eye with sharp stick

So does your thong have velcro at the sides so it comes off in one smooth fluid motion?? Errr, nevermind - I don't really want to know. /looks around for sharp stick

/whips off thong in one fluid motion Yes.....yes it does.

GAY!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666 <- Fully intends to be a male stripper - "The Mexican" - I'll wear a Mexican wrestler outfit - hmmm, come to think of it, I'll look like Strongbad, except a little less cartoony. Either that, or "The Cowboy" with the big furry chaps.

:Q /pokes out mind's eye with sharp stick

So does your thong have velcro at the sides so it comes off in one smooth fluid motion?? Errr, nevermind - I don't really want to know. /looks around for sharp stick

/whips off thong in one fluid motion Yes.....yes it does.

<STRONG>GAY!</STRONG>

Really?

Dammit.


Better break the news to my wife. :frown:

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: sward666
/can't find sharp stick - proceeds to beat self over head with telephone receiver

That made me laugh out loud. I'm at work. Damn you.

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: sward666
/can't find sharp stick - proceeds to beat self over head with telephone receiver

That made me laugh out loud. I'm at work. Damn you.

Bah - it's not like any of your colleagues are doing any work. They're all too busy sending "Reply to Ten Thousand of Your Closest Friends" e-mails that say "OMG!!! ME /= teh GHEY. tek meh OFF uR list u GHEY SPAMMER!!!"

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate

<STRONG>GAY!</STRONG>

Really?

Dammit.


Better break the news to my wife. :frown:

good thing the thong made you impotent so you don't have to ruin the lives of any children