I should be a Chippendale's dancer.

[Orsorum]

Anyone else ever thought of doing this?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Anyone else ever thought of doing this?

No :beer:

 

[jonmullen]

stop posting

 

[ElFenix]

i think you have to be a, in the words of r lee ermey, a "peter puffer," to do that

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: jonmullen
stop posting

Why? It's a valid question.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think you have to be a, in the words of r lee ermey, a "peter puffer," to do that

What is a "peter puffer"?

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think you have to be a, in the words of r lee ermey, a "peter puffer," to do that

What is a "peter puffer"?

I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think you have to be a, in the words of r lee ermey, a "peter puffer," to do that

What is a "peter puffer"?

I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

they wear comfortable shoes

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

I don't get it. :Q

 

[stormbv]

Please don't...leave that to the professionals and Chris Farley.

 

[ElFenix]

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullsh!t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog sh!t! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fvck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

 

[stormbv]

5 dolla, soldier boy!

 

[bockchow]

lmao good quote

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think you have to be a, in the words of r lee ermey, a "peter puffer," to do that

What is a "peter puffer"?

I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

they wear comfortable shoes

You wanna be one???

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

I don't get it. :Q

they enjoy the feel of thong

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

I don't get it. :Q

they enjoy the feel of thong

Of course they do. Who doesn't like thongs?

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

I don't get it. :Q

they enjoy the feel of thong

Of course they do. Who doesn't like thongs?

You, sit at your corner! PRONTO!!!!!!!!

 

[newbiepcuser]

Actually my friend was exotic dancer while he work part time with me at Disneyland. He made good money and he got booty all the time. He said some were crazy and some were fine.

Its not easy as people think he said, He needed to pay for college, car, etc, so he work at Disneyland by day and dancer at night. He constantly had to stay in shape etc.

 

[TheCorm]

You'll need to be plastically looking and well built up....penis size unimportant.....not mind be grabbed by dozens and dozens of sex crazed women ranging from reasonably hot to mad old dears.....

Also....very weird thread....

 

[imported_Papi]

PICS!!!

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: yayo
PICS!!!

DENIED!

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: RishiS

Originally posted by: yayo
PICS!!!

DENIED!

shush you.....

 

[Encryptic]

My wife says I should be a stripper. Apparently, I've got an ass to die for or something. (insert chorus from "Baby Got Back" here)

 

[Fausto]

/looks at Osorum's sig

Hmmm.....

Ecclesiastes 3
9 What does the worker gain from his toil? 10 I have seen the burden God has laid on men. 11 He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has also set eternity in the hearts of men; yet they cannot fathom what God has done from beginning to end. 12 I know that there is nothing better for men than to be happy and do good while they live. 13 That everyone may eat and drink, and find satisfaction in all his toil-this is the gift of God. 14 I know that everything God does will endure forever; nothing can be added to it and nothing taken from it. God does it so that men will revere him.

Toil = wave your wang at women for money?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
I think he is referring to majority of those dancers are extremely "happy" men.

I don't get it. :Q

they enjoy the feel of thong

Of course they do. Who doesn't like thongs?

You, sit at your corner! PRONTO!!!!!!!!

Someone said something about thongs?