I seriously need cheering up...

Scouzer

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Anyone have some good funnies?

I've really pissed off one of my best girl friends
I'm really angry at another of my best girl friends
A girl I really like really doesn't like me, probably more close to strongly dislikes me
The girl I really like is off with her friend spending the day with the guy she really likes, and the guy likes her back
I've been left out of a party with a bunch of my friends for whatever reason, and they all lied to me about it

This sucks
 

Russ

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The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay and you're not.

But you only have the one ass.

Feel better?

Russ, NCNE

PS: The above courtesy of Xerox Man.
 

littlegohan

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life is not a fairytale

we all have problems to face

have faith and dont give up

consider yourself more forunate than 3 billion people living in porverty, with barely enough food to eat
 

Scouzer

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haha I'm crying from sadness and laughing at the same time...this is whack

thx russ/xerox
 

NikPreviousAcct

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oh COME ON Russ... I have a vivid imagination. Did you REALLY have to say that!?

:disgust: :frown:

*feels sick*

nik
 

Azraele

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Everyone has bad days, and while they're not fun, they help us to appreciate the good days just a bit more.

It could be worse. Just look at Russ's post. ;)

Try doing a search for humor sites and then browsing through the results. You might find something to make you smile.
 

Scouzer

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That simple joke turned the day around for me lol. I'm feeling a world better already. I'm making things up with the girl friend I was angry at right now to top it off.
 

oLLie

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Infos is the dude that always has some funnies, right? Just dig up some OT threads by him. :)
 
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Welp we could use help filling out a full squadron in IL-2. So far have 19 players, 1 more would give us 20 :)

Game is an f'ing blast. Server is team dog.
 

Moonbeam

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A king, wishing to devise a means to stabalize the ups and downs of his emotional state asked his advisors for help. They had ingraved on a ring of gold for him to ware and read when needed the statement, "This too shall pass."
 

Scouzer

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<< Have you considered that nobody wants to be around a whiner? >>



Yes. I really do try my best to keep things from being excessive around them...but sometimes I just need to let stuff off my back. They do the same to me.
 

TomC25

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Imagine

not having



family/friends

shelter

food

clothes

water

a job

a future