I seriously need an awesome foot/calf massage

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Fritzo

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I want some big girl named Helga to get down there and make my toes crack and treat my calf muscles like Playdough. I installed a wood floor last weekend and things haven't right since. My wife is too much of a weakling to cut it. You would think I was bull riding all weekend from the way I'm walking.

On the plus side we have a new wood floor in our dining room :)

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highland145

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Looks good.

Put your knee on a chair, have your SO stand on another and step on your calf. Rotate your foot clockwise and counter with as much pressure as you can stand. Repeat. Hurts soooo good.
 

cabri

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Go to a place that your wife will recommend for a pedicure.
They will also work the feet and calf muscles.

No discount for not using polish.
 

JamesV

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I use a 20 pound barbell.

Stand on the rounded part you normally hold it by, and roll it with your feet... after a 10 mile hike over rough ground, a good half hour of doing that and my feet feel great.
 

Fritzo

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Looks good.

Put your knee on a chair, have your SO stand on another and step on your calf. Rotate your foot clockwise and counter with as much pressure as you can stand. Repeat. Hurts soooo good.

:hmm: I might try that. At worst it could result in hilarious accidents.
 
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