I see someone bought another hamster.

[Jeff7]

I get a burning sensation when I urinate.

Ok, but just don't pee on the hamster. It'll probably die of neffing-related heart failure in a matter of weeks.

 

[shortylickens]

When I saw the word hamster I thought nasty thoughts.

 

[bradley]

Hey, you get what you pay for, including nasty thoughts. And the best things in life aren't always free. Don't look a gift hamster in the anus.

 

[blankslate]

It's not a hamster.

Someone set up a goat on a treadmill and got it all excited to run by whispering sweet erotic nothings in its ear while lovingly caressing it's flank.


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[Jeff7]

It's not a hamster.

Someone set up a goat on a treadmill and got it all excited to run by whispering sweet erotic nothings in its ear while lovingly caressing it's flank.


.....

Hey, keep the sexy stuff in the babe thread.

Ok, but just don't pee on the hamster. It'll probably die of neffing-related heart failure in a matter of weeks.

That was quick.

Looks like it is indeed allergic to neffing.

Break time at work, so I load the forums.
"Wow, that sure loaded quickly. I guess the hamster's still alive."

Log in.

Connecting.....
Connecting..........

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"Oh, the hamster must be passing a large kidney stone through its heart. It should probably see a doctor about that."

 

[zinfamous]

It's not a hamster.

Someone set up a goat on a treadmill and got it all excited to run by whispering sweet erotic nothings in its ear while lovingly caressing it's flank.


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which would have been fine, if they didn't use one of Dr Pizza's myotonic goats.