I saw Jesus today

[WaTaGuMp]

His picture and name are on a sign right down the street, he is an insurance agent for State Farm. I am still an atheist, that's not enough proof for me.

 

[shortylickens]

I saw him on walking dead.
he's kind of a wuss. But very fast.

 

[BoomerD]

Why the hell wasn't he mowing lawns?

 

[whm1974]

Who is this Jesus I keep hearing about?

 

[MtnMan]

But then he told you his name is pronounced Hay-soos

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Why the hell wasn't he mowing lawns?

How rude, maybe he got a promotion.

 

[Chocu1a]

Do you remember the driving/road-trip game "Slug Bug"? Well, I live in the Southern U.S. & you don't see many Volkswagen Bugs anymore. So my wife & I play a game called "Punch Jesus". Every time we see a JESUS sign in a yard or church, you get to punch your companion in the arm or leg. So many bruises.