*I SAW IT!!!@!* Woman driver messes up her car!

Kango

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I got an oil change today and with the oil change I got a free car wash. So I pulled out of the oil change section and pulled into the line for the car wash. The woman in front of me was having a terrible time entering her 5-digit free carwash code into the automated payment machine for the car wash, but she finally got it entered.

Then she couldn't get her front left wheel into the trench that pulls your car along the car wash while you sit in Neutral. You know, the thing that looks like this:

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^ wheel goes that way!

She kept bumping into the metal rails, in every which direction. After two minutes of watching her bump, back up, bump, back up, I got out of my car to talk to her and help. She sees me walking up and evidently doesnt want my help because with a crazy look she slams down on the gas and actually hops her wheel totally over the left rail that makes up the trench. Now she's really agitated and I'm trying to tell her to calm down because she's not going to be able to get unstuck without some help.

The manager of the place, two workers, and a big black customer who had more chains that Mr. T had to help her get her unstuck... but yeah, her wheel well was all fvcked up afterwards. She kept saying "I couldn't see, I couldn't see!" and after her car wash she went in to talk to the manager about it... who knows what happened.

I got back into my car and carefully pulled into the trench, put my car in neutral and enjoyed an uneventful car wash.
 

boyRacer

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She probably wants the manager to fix her wheel since it's their fault for making it 'difficult'. :D
 

Coolone

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she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow
 

Ime

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I must say, every time my wife is behind the wheel and I'm a passenger... I seriously think I'm going to have a heart attack! She just can't drive!

Needless to say, I drive us everywhere. Even in her car. :)
 

dmw16

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women drivers - no survivers

that's what my friend scott always says
 

Ime

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Originally posted by: Coolone
she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow

I was thinking the same thing.
 

Kango

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Originally posted by: Coolone
she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow

Yes, I am so menacing. Scawny, clean-cut white boy decked out in last year's American Eagle fashions.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: Coolone
she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow

Probably didn't help he had the tire iron in his hand :)
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: Kango
Originally posted by: Coolone
she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow

Yes, I am so menacing. Scawny, clean-cut white boy decked out in last year's American Eagle fashions.

Well, you never know. Maybe you fit the profile of an axe murderer or something. ;)
 

Slacker

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Originally posted by: Ime
I must say, every time my wife is behind the wheel and I'm a passenger... I seriously think I'm going to have a heart attack! She just can't drive!

Needless to say, I drive us everywhere. Even in her car. :)
The ONLY time I would be a passenger in a car my wife was driving would be AFTER having a heart attack and being unable to drive myself to the hospital.
 

m2kewl

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Originally posted by: Kango
Originally posted by: Coolone she probably thought you were coming to attack her or something for being slow
Yes, I am so menacing. Scawny, clean-cut white boy decked out in last year's American Eagle fashions.

dude - even i know all serial killers are white ;)
 

tm37

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Originally posted by: Slacker
Originally posted by: Ime
I must say, every time my wife is behind the wheel and I'm a passenger... I seriously think I'm going to have a heart attack! She just can't drive!

Needless to say, I drive us everywhere. Even in her car. :)
The ONLY time I would be a passenger in a car my wife was driving would be AFTER having a heart attack and being unable to drive myself to the hospital.

Me too. I do however let her drive if I'm Drunk.
 

brtspears2

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I saw something similar. But the woman drove it over a curb, one of those just to park the shopping carts. Her front axle got stuck and... the embaresment.
 

alphatarget1

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haha mine was this morning, i was driving up a hill and i saw this volvo with a girl in it trying to park. when i was going up the hill she was backing up and driving forward trying to park it and when i parked my car she was still doing the same thing :D

i don't think she messed up her car though.
 

thraxes

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One of my moms friends is a terrible driver... extremely timid behind the wheel. That and the german autobahn don't mix. My mother rode with her once but never again. When they go out, my mom always drives, even if it is with her friends car. I am proud to say my mom is an excellent driver, but then she learnt to drive the hard way: In cairo, instructed by my dad (talk about crash course).

My favorite woman driving driving was the fvcking b1tch that on a three lane autobahn pulls over from the rightmost lane straight across into the left most lane almost right in front of me. She was doing 60-70MpH in a little Fiat and me going at 100-110 with my parents wagon was lucky nobody was behind me when I slammed the brakes. Almost gave me fvcking heart attack :| :frown: