I saw a bird while I lay in bed.......

[shortylickens]

........ I coaxed him in with a piece of bread.....
................. and then I smashed his fvcking head.

 

[soydios]

sick freak

 

[compuwiz1]

Classic!

Have you heard about the man from Nantuket?

 

[shortylickens]

MY father told me the bird poem when I was but a wee tot. It made me laugh like a gremlin for half an hour.

Mother did not think it so funny.


Dad said he had originally written the poem in college but I think he may be fibbing.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: shortylickensDad said he had originally written the poem in college but I think he may be fibbing.

He's also not your real father.

 

[moshquerade]

was his name Petey and did his head fall off?

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickensDad said he had originally written the poem in college but I think he may be fibbing.

He's also not your real father.

Under normal circumstances I would accuse the poster of such nonsense of being a cock-smooch. But I also know you have a habit of owning newbs like a bad little bastard.

While I'm not a newb anymore I really dont feel like tempting the fates.

 

[apologetic]

Originally posted by: shortylickens


Dad said he had originally written the poem in college but I think he may be fibbing.

Actually, it's a military cadence (marching song). I know the Army and Marines use it.

 

[Smartazz]

lol.

 

[Ika]

Head and head aren't a very good rhyme pair.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: apologetic

Originally posted by: shortylickens


Dad said he had originally written the poem in college but I think he may be fibbing.

Actually, it's a military cadence (marching song). I know the Army and Marines use it.

Well the cadence I heard in Navy boot camp was:

:music: " A little bird....
With a little bill....
Was sittin on....
My windowsill....
I lured him in.....
With a piece of bread.....
and then I smashed......
His little head!

And then I smashed his... Little head!" :music:

But we got a new captain halfway through boot camp.
Some division sang that song while marching past her office one day. She didnt like it.
No more little bird cadences. (At least while she was there.)