I saved a squirrel

[T_Yamamoto]

There was a squirrel in the storm drain.

It was crying and trying to get out.

I take apart storm drain.

Tried to pull it out, but accidentally ripped off part of the tail.

I go inside.

The squirrel ran out and survived.

Now I have piece of the tail.

I spent 45 minutes on this.

I was going to write a story like Ned, but mine was no match.

 

[brainhulk]

make a Davey Crocket hat?

 

[Murloc]

well look for a guide on how to treat tails so they don't just rot on your hat.

 

[MontyAC]

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I didn't rip the whole tail off.

It was the very tip of it.

 

[dank69]

Enjoy your rabies.

 

[lxskllr]

Good job. That was good of you to help out a creature that needed assistance. I like squirrels. My back yard is full of them, and I enjoy watching them.

 

[T9D]

Dang you. I just had to go out and kill one now. Had to balance out nature.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Enjoy your rabies.

I wasn't bitten and I wore gloves.

 

[MontyAC]

I would probably call animal control and let them handle the squirrel.

 

[leftyman]

Nothing but flea ridden fluffy rodents.

 

[moonbogg]

LOL haha look at it! Look at it!

 

[Ken g6]

Enjoy your rabies.

I wasn't bitten and I wore gloves.

Nothing but flea ridden fluffy rodents.

Enjoy your bubonic plague.

 

[Fritzo]

I once saved a squirrel from a trap, but it tore its testicles off in the process. So the squirrel got away but I kept its nuts.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I once saved a squirrel from a trap, but it tore its testicles off in the process. So the squirrel got away but I kept its nuts.

Gonads and Strife?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I once saved a squirrel from a trap, but it tore its testicles off in the process. So the squirrel got away but I kept its nuts.

Lol

 

[Scotteq]

Am I the only one who read the thread title as "Shaved a Squirrel"?

Disappoint


(edit) fixed

 

[KeithTalent]

Nice, well done. I would have tried to do the same. Poor little guy.

KT

 

[Midwayman]

I didn't rip the whole tail off.

It was the very tip of it.

So you got 'just the tip'?

 

[PingSpike]

I wasn't bitten and I wore gloves.

Squirrel tail rabies is the most virulent subtype of rabies. It permeates all types of gloves almost as quickly as it does human skin. Make your time.

 

[T9D]

I wasn't bitten and I wore gloves.

A tiny bit of poop means you're out of the loop. The loop of life. D:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Good job. Squirrels are fun. Too bad about it's tail though, did you get just fur, or flesh too? Might screw up it's balance but he'll adapt. We had a chipmunk at camp that had lost it's tail somehow, and it seemed to do fine.

Squirrels are not really scary killing rabies machines people make them out to be. When I used to camp a lot I played with the squirrels all the time. Been bitten plenty of times too. Really fun to have around as wild "pets".

 

[PottedMeat]

I once saved a squirrel from a trap, but it tore its testicles off in the process. So the squirrel got away but I kept its nuts.

not so lucky

 

[lxskllr]

Ouch! I just found a new worst way to die D^:

 

[leftyman]

the only good squirrel....