CrazyHelloDeli
Platinum Member
Dogs. Gotta love em.
So, here I am, moving into my new house. The Bekins moving guys are coming in and out unloading boxes and furniture. Im bending over, hooking up my DVD player to my TV so I can relax and watch a movie later.
*Snif Sniff*
Something is sniffing my ass? WTF kind of moving crew are these Bekins freaks? I turn around to wail upon the sicko that sniffing my ass only to find that it is a dog. Not just any dog, a Jack Russel F*****g Terrier! Holy Crap! A Jack Russel has just wondered into my house while the door was open!
I pick the ah heck up, who is panting like mad and very dirty. I stroll on outside to see if maybe he is one my my new neighboors dog. I ask a few people on the street if they know who this dog belongs too. Nope, nobody knows who he is.
Poor guy still panting, so I take him inside and hook him up with some Evian bottled water. After lapping up a large quantity of water, he looks at me with thankful eyes!
I gotta name him. How about Reggie? Yes, Reggie will do just fine!
He stays with me for 5 days while I place a few adds in the local newspaper and call all the local animal shelters to see if anyone reported a lost Jack Russel.
Lo and behold, I get a call from a frantic woman who described Reggie perfectly and rushes over to my place to pick up her long lost pooch! Tearfull woman whips out her check book before I even know whats happing and writes a check for $500! I politley refuse and after much argument she realizes that I will not take the money.
The next day I check my mailbox and the woman left me the check for the money even though I refused. Being as I might hurt her feelings in continuing to refuse a reward she deems as necessary, I drop a letter a her house telling her I have donated the money to the local animal shelter. I dropped off the money earlier today.
So, here I am, moving into my new house. The Bekins moving guys are coming in and out unloading boxes and furniture. Im bending over, hooking up my DVD player to my TV so I can relax and watch a movie later.
*Snif Sniff*
Something is sniffing my ass? WTF kind of moving crew are these Bekins freaks? I turn around to wail upon the sicko that sniffing my ass only to find that it is a dog. Not just any dog, a Jack Russel F*****g Terrier! Holy Crap! A Jack Russel has just wondered into my house while the door was open!
I pick the ah heck up, who is panting like mad and very dirty. I stroll on outside to see if maybe he is one my my new neighboors dog. I ask a few people on the street if they know who this dog belongs too. Nope, nobody knows who he is.
Poor guy still panting, so I take him inside and hook him up with some Evian bottled water. After lapping up a large quantity of water, he looks at me with thankful eyes!
I gotta name him. How about Reggie? Yes, Reggie will do just fine!
He stays with me for 5 days while I place a few adds in the local newspaper and call all the local animal shelters to see if anyone reported a lost Jack Russel.
Lo and behold, I get a call from a frantic woman who described Reggie perfectly and rushes over to my place to pick up her long lost pooch! Tearfull woman whips out her check book before I even know whats happing and writes a check for $500! I politley refuse and after much argument she realizes that I will not take the money.
The next day I check my mailbox and the woman left me the check for the money even though I refused. Being as I might hurt her feelings in continuing to refuse a reward she deems as necessary, I drop a letter a her house telling her I have donated the money to the local animal shelter. I dropped off the money earlier today.
