I sat on Spidey's testicle

[JulesMaximus]

I absolutely hate it when that happens. He's gettin' old and everything is sagging on him now so I'm waiting in line in Old's basement for the daily ballgag and whipping so I decided to sit down and chat up Spidey when I hear a loud YOWWWW!

And it's not like I could see it coming 'cause it's so god damned dark and creepy in Old's basement. You're already in the process of sitting down, past the point of no return and at first I thought it was just one of Oldsmoboats spare ballgags...but it wasn't.

Sorry Spidey...

 

[Turin39789]

admit it. you enjoyed it.

 

[Ns1]

did it make a sound?

 

[JulesMaximus]

did it make a sound?

I couldn't tell, Spidey was screeching like a little girl.

 

[Juddog]

I couldn't tell, Spidey was screeching like a little girl.

Did he start randomly quoting Glenn Beck?

 

[SunnyD]

did it make a sound?

Probably like a dog's squeaky toy.

On a related note... (WTF?)

 

[Corn]

Jules:

1) Spidey is tough stock, therefore apologizing to him is not really necessary.
2) While I can appreciate the pain felt by sitting on a teste, what really fires up my pain receptors is when I accidently step on the head of my pecker if it finds it way out of my shorts. Ouchiemomma!

 

[spidey07]

I didn't even get a dinner or a reach around.

 

[Leros]

If you were sitting on Spidey's testicle, then what was I sitting on?!

 

[Perknose]

Jules:

1) Spidey is tough stock, therefore apologizing to him is not really necessary.
2) While I can appreciate the pain felt by sitting on a teste, what really fires up my pain receptors is when I accidently step on the head of my pecker if it finds it way out of my shorts. Ouchiemomma!

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