I sat on my testicle

[spidey07]

I absolutely hate it when that happens. You go to sit down and a testes gets caught in your boxers or you god forbid actually sit on one. YOWWWW!

And it's not like you know it's coming. You're already in the process of sitting down, past the point of no return and you can feel that a ball isn't where it's supposed to be and then BAM.

 

[SunnyD]

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

 

[lxskllr]

I also hate when they roll together when you cross your legs or something. Not quite as bad as sitting on them, but still highly unpleasant.

 

[spidey07]

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

You inspired me. At least I didn't tear my scrotum.

 

[IronWing]

So they finally descended? Did your SO bake a cake?

 

[SunnyD]

I also hate when they roll together when you cross your legs or something. Not quite as bad as sitting on them, but still highly unpleasant.

Reminds me of this.

 

[lxskllr]

Reminds me of this.

That's one of those things that's impossible not to play with, but you piss off everyone around you :^D

 

[Nik]

Sweet, we can get away with threads like this again?

 

[SunnyD]

That's one of those things that's impossible not to play with, but you piss off everyone around you :^D

Are you talking about ... :hmm:

Nevermind... point is valid either way.

 

[Capt Caveman]

My guess is when you only have one, there's less tension to keep it in place. Sorry to hear it.

 

[Leros]

Could have been worse. Somebody else could have sat on your testicle.

 

[lxskllr]

Could have been worse. Somebody else could have sat on your testicle.

Depends on who's doing the sitting. Sometimes it's worth it ;^)

 

[Ninjahedge]

Glad to hear you found them.

You sure they are yours, right?

 

[BeauJangles]

Glad to hear you found them.

You sure they are yours, right?

Them? According to his title, he only has one.

 

[Ninjahedge]

Them? According to his title, he only has one.

Shhhhh! You want him to know his eyes are crossed!!?!


BTW Mr BJ...... Dance.

 

[spidey07]

Could have been worse. Somebody else could have sat on your testicle.

People pay good money for that. At least that's what they say.

 

[Ninjahedge]

They gets around.

 

[MisterJackson]

Boxer briefs don't allow for this sorta thing to happen.

 

[spidey07]

Boxer briefs don't allow for this sorta thing to happen.

Yes. But I'm an adult, I wear boxers. FREEDOM!!

<and the occasional sitting on a testes>

 

[Trianon]

so they finally descended? Did your so bake a cake?

lol

 

[MisterJackson]

Yes. But I'm an adult, I wear boxers. FREEDOM!!

<and the occasional sitting on a testes>

LOL, I didn't say tighty whiteys. You keep playing russian roulette with your testicles every time you sit down and I'll be happy with my junk snug and in place where it should be

I used to wear boxers, but dude, I just got tired of my junk hangin down one side of my pants leg. Wasn't comfortable.

 

[soulcougher73]

Was it your right-wing nut? Sorry carried P&N over here lol

 

[Homerboy]

Was it your right-wing nut? Sorry carried P&N over here lol

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

 

[ViviTheMage]

never had this issue mr saggy mc saggy nuts

 

[Nik]

Was it your right-wing nut? Sorry carried P&N over here lol

haha :biggrin: