I ruined our office.

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
shens.....I don't buy that 8 people had such low immune systems they became sick overnight. Generally the process works slower on different people.

He had the bug from Transporter 2. Duh.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Yep, they must all be faking it. There isn't any bugs I know of that incubate in less than 24hrs, there is absolutely no way they could all come down with it since yesterdays meeting

*A lot* of G.I. bugs are 24-48 hr incubators.

 

[gsethi]

You are Fired !

or

You might be getting a Promotion.

It all depends on your luck now...

 

[KarenMarie]

imagine if they sued you for making them sick? then the company filed suit for loss of income?

 

[AStar617]

8 of 11 board members of Vandelay Industries are out of commission? Who will make the critical decisions concerning latex and importing/exporting? :laugh:

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: WelshBloke

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: boomerang
Next time you call in sick and they are giving you a hard time about it, just remind them of this.

You are in an enviable position my friend. Milk it for all it's worth.

Thats a good attitude if you want to be first in line to be replaced.

So you'd fire him for phoning in sick

Protect your ass, you could be layed off for this. If I were your boss, you'd be getting fired via text message right about.... now!

And fire him for not phoning in sick

nope.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: BDawg

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Yep, they must all be faking it. There isn't any bugs I know of that incubate in less than 24hrs, there is absolutely no way they could all come down with it since yesterdays meeting

*A lot* of G.I. bugs are 24-48 hr incubators.

but the OPs timeline allows for at most, 18

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Rastus
Most of those people have kids in school and/or daycare so any bug that's going around is going to hit anyway. Everybody at my work had it last week, including me.

I agree, cover your ass. Plausible Deniability FTW!!!!!!!!!

If all else fails, blame somebody with kids!

 

[child of wonder]

That's the problem with companies today.

Call in sick? You're a piece of garbage. I've literally had a boss tell me to my face that I was unreliable because I was coughing up blood and the doctor gave me a note to stay at home.

Don't call in sick? You're a piece of crap because you might spread the disease around the office.

Solution? Win the lottery and have orgies with super models.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: child of wonder
That's the problem with companies today.

Call in sick? You're a piece of garbage. I've literally had a boss tell me to my face that I was unreliable because I was coughing up blood and the doctor gave me a note to stay at home.

Don't call in sick? You're a piece of crap because you might spread the disease around the office.

Solution? Take care of your body, get your flu shots, and stop fvcking getting sick.

fixed.