I, Robot opens at #1 with $52.5 million

mobobuff

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Looks lame. Not quite as lame as Catwoman though.

List of Lameness in movies Today.

1. Catwoman [Lamest]
2. Fahrenheit 911 (Moore is a fat bastard who failed high school film editing and speech class and is only good at asking passersby inanswerable questions to make it look as though he has some sort of point)
3. I, Robot
4. Sky Captain [Lame]

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.
 

Syringer

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Yeah, lame. All these "laws" about robots, and the possiblity that they're committing crimes. Like no one ever saw that one coming when making them.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: Adul
Originally posted by: mobobuff

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.


great arguement there. did you even see the movie?

I enjoy irobot. I thought it would be lame, but it wasnt

No, but I saw Bowling for Columbine 20 times (I wrote a summary on it) and I'm still vomiting up the shat he tried to make me swallow with that bastardization of a film. I imagine I'll have it all out in 2008, then I might have the sh!t-capacity to watch F911.

And the plot of "robots have gone mad and out of control and are attacking us and all our base are belonging to them!!!11ohnoes!!1" has been done to death in Hollywood. I'm sick of it.
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Adul
Originally posted by: mobobuff

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.


great arguement there. did you even see the movie?

I enjoy irobot. I thought it would be lame, but it wasnt

No, but I saw Bowling for Columbine 20 times (I wrote a summary on it) and I'm still vomiting up the shat he tried to make me swallow with that bastardization of a film. I imagine I'll have it all out in 2008, then I might have the sh!t-capacity to watch F911.

And the plot of "robots have gone mad and out of control and are attacking us and all our base are belonging to them!!!11ohnoes!!1" has been done to death in Hollywood. I'm sick of it.

Um, you obviously never read the original book NOR read up on ANY review of I, Robot. You should try that before running your mouth thinking a movie is about one thing when it's about something else.
 

wyvrn

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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Let's see how it does on the second weekend, usually a better measure of how good a movie is as word of mouth gets around.
 

spunkz

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the movie had a crapload of unnecessary advertising and a stupid plot that was based on the idea that random pieces of code just appear in computer programs and will eventually create consciousness and a robot with a soul. basically ridiculous nonsense that i can't believe people buy into.
 

KLin

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Originally posted by: spunkz
the movie had a crapload of unnecessary advertising and a stupid plot that was based on the idea that random pieces of code just appear in computer programs and will eventually create consciousness and a robot with a soul. basically ridiculous nonsense that i can't believe people buy into.

who says anyone bought into it? They went to the movie to be entertained for crying out loud :confused:
 

wyvrn

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Originally posted by: KLin
Originally posted by: spunkz
the movie had a crapload of unnecessary advertising and a stupid plot that was based on the idea that random pieces of code just appear in computer programs and will eventually create consciousness and a robot with a soul. basically ridiculous nonsense that i can't believe people buy into.

who says anyone bought into it? They went to the movie to be entertained for crying out loud :confused:


Some people want intelligent entertainment. But most hollywood blockbusters are mostly common denominator type.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Looks lame. Not quite as lame as Catwoman though.

List of Lameness in movies Today.

1. Catwoman [Lamest]
2. Fahrenheit 911 (Moore is a fat bastard who failed high school film editing and speech class and is only good at asking passersby inanswerable questions to make it look as though he has some sort of point)
3. I, Robot
4. Sky Captain [Lame]

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.

What's your weight and height? Nice you have such a 'Karmac' insight that you know lameness of unreleased movies, makes you feel warm and toasty inside I bet. :roll:

i, Robot was great....the one-liners especially.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Adul
Originally posted by: mobobuff

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.


great arguement there. did you even see the movie?

I enjoy irobot. I thought it would be lame, but it wasnt

No, but I saw Bowling for Columbine 20 times (I wrote a summary on it) and I'm still vomiting up the shat he tried to make me swallow with that bastardization of a film. I imagine I'll have it all out in 2008, then I might have the sh!t-capacity to watch F911.

And the plot of "robots have gone mad and out of control and are attacking us and all our base are belonging to them!!!11ohnoes!!1" has been done to death in Hollywood. I'm sick of it.

Um, you obviously never read the original book NOR read up on ANY review of I, Robot. You should try that before running your mouth thinking a movie is about one thing when it's about something else.


Then I blame shoddy advertising and preview tactics. Who are you to say what a movie is about and what I should assume it's about? It has Robot in the title so I hate it already. If you don't think I should be able to express my preconceptions of a movie then you're missing half of what off-topic message boards are about. This thread wasn't started for the book, or the reviews it has, so don't bring that nonsense up to have a point. There are probably thousands of movies you've hated that you've never read the book to or were even aware of it having a book. I don't need to read paper to hate a movie, I don't need to eat an apple to hate an orange.
 

moks78

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Will's one liners saved the movie...overall, the movie was good if you enjoy sci-fi stuff.
 

Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: Adul
Originally posted by: mobobuff

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.


great arguement there. did you even see the movie?

I enjoy irobot. I thought it would be lame, but it wasnt

No, but I saw Bowling for Columbine 20 times (I wrote a summary on it) and I'm still vomiting up the shat he tried to make me swallow with that bastardization of a film. I imagine I'll have it all out in 2008, then I might have the sh!t-capacity to watch F911.

And the plot of "robots have gone mad and out of control and are attacking us and all our base are belonging to them!!!11ohnoes!!1" has been done to death in Hollywood. I'm sick of it.

Um, you obviously never read the original book NOR read up on ANY review of I, Robot. You should try that before running your mouth thinking a movie is about one thing when it's about something else.


Then I blame shoddy advertising and preview tactics. Who are you to say what a movie is about and what I should assume it's about? It has Robot in the title so I hate it already. If you don't think I should be able to express my preconceptions of a movie then you're missing half of what off-topic message boards are about. This thread wasn't started for the book, or the reviews it has, so don't bring that nonsense up to have a point. There are probably thousands of movies you've hated that you've never read the book to or were even aware of it having a book. I don't need to read paper to hate a movie, I don't need to eat an apple to hate an orange.

:roll:
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: mobobuff
Looks lame. Not quite as lame as Catwoman though.

List of Lameness in movies Today.

1. Catwoman [Lamest]
2. Fahrenheit 911 (Moore is a fat bastard who failed high school film editing and speech class and is only good at asking passersby inanswerable questions to make it look as though he has some sort of point)
3. I, Robot
4. Sky Captain [Lame]

In closing, Michael Moore is fat.

What's your weight and height? Nice you have such a 'Karmac' insight that you know lameness of unreleased movies, makes you feel warm and toasty inside I bet. :roll:

i, Robot was great....the one-liners especially.

You aren't very adapt to handling brief and underdeveloped opinions, you should work on that, otherwise a message board is no place for your tendencies of pretentiousness. I might also suggest working on identifying sarcasm and the absence of seriousness.

I was not aware that stating 2 or 3 brief and simple negative words about a few movies could make so many enemies so quickly...
 

moks78

Lifer
Jan 5, 2001
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"In closing, Michael Moore is fat....mobobuff" LOL!

At least he can apply for medicare...obesity, morbid obesity that is, is now considered as a disease.:)
 

RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: mobobuff

Then I blame shoddy advertising and preview tactics. Who are you to say what a movie is about and what I should assume it's about? It has Robot in the title so I hate it already. If you don't think I should be able to express my preconceptions of a movie then you're missing half of what off-topic message boards are about. This thread wasn't started for the book, or the reviews it has, so don't bring that nonsense up to have a point. There are probably thousands of movies you've hated that you've never read the book to or were even aware of it having a book. I don't need to read paper to hate a movie, I don't need to eat an apple to hate an orange.

Preconceptions are what get people into trouble. Instead of assuming stuff, you could care to educate yourself before speaking like the biggest idiot in the world. You only make yourself look stupid when you go "Farenheit 9/11 is total dogsh!t" when you've never seen it, and again when you think "I, Robot is OMGBBQ YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US HUMANS". (In regards to F 9/11 - I only saw it b/c my cousin made me - I think it's all propoganda bs and regret wasting my money seeing it, but at least I can say it's total sh!t b/c I know it is)
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: mobobuff
You aren't very adapt to handling brief and underdeveloped opinions, you should work on that, otherwise a message board is no place for your tendencies of pretentiousness. I might also suggest working on identifying sarcasm and the absence of seriousness.

I was not aware that stating 2 or 3 brief and simple negative words about a few movies could make so many enemies so quickly...

So you are fat too? Defense meters at 10!
 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: mobobuff

Then I blame shoddy advertising and preview tactics. Who are you to say what a movie is about and what I should assume it's about? It has Robot in the title so I hate it already. If you don't think I should be able to express my preconceptions of a movie then you're missing half of what off-topic message boards are about. This thread wasn't started for the book, or the reviews it has, so don't bring that nonsense up to have a point. There are probably thousands of movies you've hated that you've never read the book to or were even aware of it having a book. I don't need to read paper to hate a movie, I don't need to eat an apple to hate an orange.

Preconceptions are what get people into trouble. Instead of assuming stuff, you could care to educate yourself before speaking like the biggest idiot in the world. You only make yourself look stupid when you go "Farenheit 9/11 is total dogsh!t" when you've never seen it, and again when you think "I, Robot is OMGBBQ YOUR BASE BELONGS TO US HUMANS". (In regards to F 9/11 - I only saw it b/c my cousin made me - I think it's all propoganda bs and regret wasting my money seeing it, but at least I can say it's total sh!t b/c I know it is)

First, I'll apologize for straying the topic a little off-course.

Second, I'll have you know (but you should've already caught-on) that when I was speaking of robot movies, I was speaking of them in general. I didn't say "I, Robot is..." anything (besides lame, but again, that's vague and underdeveloped, something I feel I'm well-suited to say from seeing the preview 20 times).

Would it make you happier if I stated "The preview for I, Robot is lame"? How about I go ahead and make the whole word entirely politcally, grammatically and ethically correct?

Again, apologizes for upsetting the topic with insignificant observations.
 

mobobuff

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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: mobobuff
You aren't very adapt to handling brief and underdeveloped opinions, you should work on that, otherwise a message board is no place for your tendencies of pretentiousness. I might also suggest working on identifying sarcasm and the absence of seriousness.

I was not aware that stating 2 or 3 brief and simple negative words about a few movies could make so many enemies so quickly...

So you are fat too? Defense meters at 10!

Fatness is entirely opinion. So, I suppose I am fat if you consider 5'11" and 150lbs fat.

Are you fat?
 

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: mobobuff
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: mobobuff
You aren't very adapt to handling brief and underdeveloped opinions, you should work on that, otherwise a message board is no place for your tendencies of pretentiousness. I might also suggest working on identifying sarcasm and the absence of seriousness.

I was not aware that stating 2 or 3 brief and simple negative words about a few movies could make so many enemies so quickly...

So you are fat too? Defense meters at 10!

Fatness is entirely opinion. So, I suppose I am fat if you consider 5'11" and 150lbs fat.

Are you fat?

yes very.....according to metlife's take on my bw to height.

I am 5'11" about 185 lbs now, my best was 190lbs and around single digit body fat.

so fat am I....

However 5'11" and 150 lbs ?!? go stick man go...I dated fine as$ women shorter and that weight.

Get to a gym pronto!
 

mobobuff

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Apr 5, 2004
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Wow, personal physical insults eh? You must have ran out of anything original and became desperate.

Sorry to see you venture into the use of hypocrisy, you were almost shaping up to be the well-abled argumentative type. You cried about me judging something as simple as a movie through its previews, and you judge my physical appearance on mere numbers, never having seen me.
 

bleeb

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Originally posted by: rdgr8
"In closing, Michael Moore is fat....mobobuff" LOL!

At least he can apply for medicare...obesity, morbid obesity that is, is now considered as a disease.:)