I retained my man card on this fine day....

[Triforceofcourage]

I went dog shopping with the GF over the weekend. I said I didn't want to get one for a few months but it wouldn't hurt to look at them now to get an idea of what we want. She is obsessed with getting a dog. We go to the shop and she sees a dog she fell in love with. The salesman sees that and starts his sales pitch. She falls for it hook line and sinker. The dog was $2,000 by the way.

I basically use my veto power and say we agreed on getting one in a couple of months. The salesman then has the nerve to say he thinks we are both making a huge mistake and are missing out. He even said that after we leave he will show this dog to everyone who comes in first. That was the last draw for me, I insisted we leave. She was pissed off but came around a few hours later and agreed the sales guy was trying to play her.

End story

 

[Spineshank]

After all your YAGT's i didnt even realize you have a gf.

 

[toekramp]

he's a dick. well played sir. women and their impulses are dangerous around my wallet as well!

 

[FoBoT]

$2000 :laugh:

 

[waggy]

man the salesman sounds like an ass.

oh and 2k for a dog?

 

[pontifex]

who the fvck pays $2000 for a dog? what kind of dog was it btw?

does it sh!t gold nuggets or diamonds?


also, if you're even considering paying $2k for a dog, hand in your man card.

 

[DAM]

it better cook, clean, and pick up after it self otherwise it is not work 2k, get a dog from the local shelter.

dam(B)

 

[meltdown75]

You're assuming you had a man card to begin with...

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
You're assuming you had a man card to begin with...

 

[DeadByDawn]

Dump her for even considering paying 2k for a dog

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
You're assuming you had a man card to begin with...

Yes, I did assume that

 

[DougK62]

NO dog from a pet shop is worth anywhere near $2k.

 

[40Hands]

Pics of your gf?

 

[Patt]

Go to the pound/SPCA and adopt a dog for much less, and enjoy it just as much.

 

[DaShen]

For 2K, you should have been able to have the salesman on a lease barking like a dog. That is ridiculous!

 

[lyssword]

lol good job

 

[broon]

So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

 

[vi edit]

"Salesman" and "dog" do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Patt
Go to the pound/SPCA and adopt a dog for much less, and enjoy it just as much.

enjoy it more! knowing you saved a dog from death (unless its a no kill shelter heh)

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: broon
So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

probably a poodle

 

[Slick5150]

Originally posted by: Patt
Go to the pound/SPCA and adopt a dog for much less, and enjoy it just as much.

Exactly. There are a lot of good dogs looking for homes there, and won't cost you anything more than getting their shots and whatnot.

If you're thinking of spending $2,000 on a dog, you can just swap out your man card for the idiot card.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Originally posted by: broon
So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

I can't remember the name but it was a little girly foo foo dog. I don't remember the name. I think it was pomaranian or something to that nature. I am not a big dog person but I do know that I would not be walking around with that dog without a gf because that might call into question my manliness

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage

Originally posted by: broon
So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

I can't remember the name but it was a little girly foo foo dog. I don't remember the name. I think it was pomaranian or something to that nature. I am not a big dog person but I do know that I would not be walking around with that dog without a gf because that might call into question my manliness

dude, your manliness is already in question, i don't think it would matter

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage

Originally posted by: broon
So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

I can't remember the name but it was a little girly foo foo dog. I don't remember the name. I think it was pomaranian or something to that nature. I am not a big dog person but I do know that I would not be walking around with that dog without a gf because that might call into question my manliness

dude, your manliness is already in question, i don't think it would matter

True, but keep in mind that he's probably getting laid.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage

Originally posted by: broon
So are you just not telling what kind of dog it was because you know you will get made fun of?

I can't remember the name but it was a little girly foo foo dog. I don't remember the name. I think it was pomaranian or something to that nature. I am not a big dog person but I do know that I would not be walking around with that dog without a gf because that might call into question my manliness

dude, your manliness is already in question, i don't think it would matter

True, but keep in mind that he's probably getting laid.

i'm not even sure where the GF came from because just last week he was asking if he was known for his YAGT threads...