I rescued a stuffed dolphin from a horrible fate today

[OS]

Today while walking into the library, I walked past a stuffed dolphin on the floor. I was thinking it was kind of pretty and so I went back to get it. But then I saw some kids walking away with it towards a water fountain talking about throwing it in. I asked them if it was theirs and they said no so I asked for it. It was pretty, from seaworld, and some little kid probably lost it. So I took it to the lost and found. The end.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: OS
Today while walking into the library, I walked past a stuffed dolphin on the floor. I was thinking it was kind of pretty and so I went back to get it. But then I saw some kids walking away with it towards a water fountain talking about throwing it in. I asked them if it was theirs and they said no so I asked for it. It was pretty, from seaworld, and some little kid probably lost it. So I took it to the lost and found. The end.

Wow, you should be given some sort of award for that. :roll: Like the award for dumbest post of the year!!!

 

[ctcsoft]

:camera: or BAN.

 

[jadinolf]

Our hero!

 

[Banana]

You deprived a dolphin of water?! You basturd!

 

[rudeguy]

its mine. Can you UPS it to Michigan?

 

[her209]

Welcome to Hollywood, dawg!

 

[Wanescotting]

for you.

 

[smoothness]

yay for saved stuffed animal - i hope the kid remembers s/he had one.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: Banana
You deprived a dolphin of water?! You basturd!

That's what I was thinking.

Do you think you are some hero by thugging a dolphin from some kids that were going to save the dolphin by getting it back to it's natural habitat?

 

[aplefka]

Muy bien.

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: OS
Today while walking into the library, I walked past a stuffed dolphin on the floor. I was thinking it was kind of pretty and so I went back to get it. But then I saw some kids walking away with it towards a water fountain talking about throwing it in. I asked them if it was theirs and they said no so I asked for it. It was pretty, from seaworld, and some little kid probably lost it. So I took it to the lost and found. The end.

Wow, you should be given some sort of award for that. :roll: Like the award for dumbest post of the year!!!

I think it's abundantly clear from the title that it was going to be worthless post. And yet you still clicked on it and read it.

 

[IAteYourMother]

CONGRAT-FVCK-U-LATIONS

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: OS
Today while walking into the library, I walked past a stuffed dolphin on the floor. I was thinking it was kind of pretty and so I went back to get it. But then I saw some kids walking away with it towards a water fountain talking about throwing it in. I asked them if it was theirs and they said no so I asked for it. It was pretty, from seaworld, and some little kid probably lost it. So I took it to the lost and found. The end.

:thumbsup:

 

[t3hmuffinman]

those dolphins from seaworld are pretty nice. seriously. i think they're normally 20 bucks

 

[CrackRabbit]

This useless post was brought to you by OS.

ATOT, Neffing your way to greatness one post at a time. Since 1999.

 

[FleshLight]

They probably just return the dolphin back to the carnival game place. Now some kid is going to have to ante over $10 to win two tiny dolphins to trade up to a small dolphin.