Please read. Very important. I usually don't forward these but this one is particularly frightening to me....
> > > >Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
> > > > >that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
> > > > >on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
> > > > >indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
> > > > >up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when
> > > > >they are doing their dirty business.
> > > > >
> > > > >I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
> > > > >from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
> > > > >cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
> > > > >knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
> > > > >a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has
> > > > >a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
> > > > >who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
> > > > >talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
> > > > >conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true
> > > >Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
> > > > >that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop
> > > > >on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports
> > > > >indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise
> > > > >up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when
> > > > >they are doing their dirty business.
> > > > >
> > > > >I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
> > > > >from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
> > > > >cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife
> > > > >knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows
> > > > >a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has
> > > > >a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker
> > > > >who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
> > > > >talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the
> > > > >conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true
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