I ran over a pile of poop on my bike

[Coquito]

On my usual ride to the post office to drop a couple things off, I managed to ride my way through a mound of excrement, thoroughly destroying it. It was fresh & moist, so naturally, it splattered over my bike & my right sneaker. I had to quickly ride back home & hose myself off before riding off on my brother's bike this time. An hour of time wasted; po receipt: $2.49 :|

What is your favorite topping?

 

[Amused]

This thread is sh!tty.

 

[Gurck]

How fast were you going that a solid log splattered that much? Or do you mean you were on a motorcycle?

 

[Coquito]

It was pretty moist splatter before I came across it. I actually almost hit it again on the way back.

Sidewalk poop to boot. Right in the middle of the curb. :evil:

 

[daveymark]

motorcycle or bicycle?

 

[Coquito]

Bicycle & passenger weighing in at about 195lbs total, jump a curb going approx. 22mph. Crap has the consistency of a jello mound 2 inches in height.

Citizens, please pick up after your dog/moose/love slave.

 

[PTCvette]

ewwwww... p00p!

 

[konakona]

wow... i had quite a few close encounters yet managed to avoid the worst. sounds like you just got served

 

[Savarak]

poop stories always gets a laugh, especially if it didn't happen to me

 

[MisfitsFiend]

what, NO PICS?

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

If dogs were really mans best friend, you'd think they'd make a better effort to locate the poop in a non-obtrusive place.

 

[Mucho]

Wrong board dude you wanted fvckedcompany.com

 

[konakona]

In soviet russia...

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: VanillaH
In soviet russia...

poo shits you?

 

[ohtwell]

Grody!!


: ) Amanda

 

[konakona]

poo shits you?

dog poo runs over you....

 

[cerebusPu]

oh sorry..i couldnt wait ...had to take a dump on teh sidewalk.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
oh sorry..i couldnt wait ...had to take a dump on teh sidewalk.

In an unsavory neighborhood in Philadelphia, I saw a woman relieve herself on the steps of a post office.