I played hide the salami too much

[RadiclDreamer]

And the wife swallowed a watermelon seed if you know what i mean.....

Guess this means I'm going to have to grow up or something

 

[Kalvin00]

owned

 

[ElFenix]

<nelson muntz> ha ha! </nelson muntz>

 

[CollectiveUnconscious]

And you can't just come out and say she's pregnant? Nor that you had sex too much (which I hold is impossible)? Why go the verbal roundabout?

 

[EagleKeeper]

For reference

 

[TheSlamma]

Yah, because the ground is ready for planting at all times :roll:

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
And you can't just come out and say she's pregnant? Nor that you had sex too much (which I hold is impossible)? Why go the verbal roundabout?

Because he is either 12 years old or has the brain of a 12 year old.

 

[krunchykrome]

I have no idea what's happening in this thread.

I guess I'll leave 🙁

 

[kt]

What? Are you growing another hand?

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: rudder

Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
And you can't just come out and say she's pregnant? Nor that you had sex too much (which I hold is impossible)? Why go the verbal roundabout?

Because he is either 12 years old or has the brain of a 12 year old.

Yep - because only 12 year old kids use metaphors :roll:

 

[revnja]

Boom, headshot.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
owned

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
And the wife swallowed a watermelon seed if you know what i mean.....

Guess this means I'm going to have to grow up or something

Why bother?

 

[DaShen]

CLIFFS:
The guy's wife is preggers.
The guy needs to grow up.
/thread

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: RadiclDreamer
And the wife swallowed a watermelon seed if you know what i mean.....

Guess this means I'm going to have to grow up or something

Why bother?

I guess you're right, Im 24 have been with this woman for nearly 10 years and we've been married for almost 3. Love her to death and she loves me for the dorky guy I am. I'll never grow up!

 

[mb]

Coat hanger ftw?

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: supafly
Coat hanger ftw?

Nah, I think its a keeper. Im pretty sure i can corrupt it beyond repair tho. that will be so fun. It will be playing FPS before its 3rd birthday for sure 😀

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: CollectiveUnconscious
And you can't just come out and say she's pregnant? Nor that you had sex too much (which I hold is impossible)? Why go the verbal roundabout?

Its a joke dude, Im still kinda reeling from hearing the news this weekend. Figured I'd at least have a bit of a laugh about it

 

[BoomerD]

Don't ya hate it when you "Poke a little fun at her", and she takes it seriously? :laugh:

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
Don't ya hate it when you "Poke a little fun at her", and she takes it seriously? :laugh:

Don't even get me started

 

[ForumMaster]

abort? i don't think i'll ever have kids or marry. I can't stand my little sister and i like to keep my case opened.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Well, it still hasnt quite sank in, but the early morning and late night puking are making it more and more real to me.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
abort? i don't think i'll ever have kids or marry. I can't stand my little sister and i like to keep my case opened.

Not that I'm against abortion or anything, but its just not for me. I made my bed now I will do the right thing and lay in it. Other than the financial issues I have no problem with her being pregnant.

 

[Lola]

Congrats?! 😛
were you planning this? very interesting way to post your gonna be a daddy!!!

 

[supastar1568]

Originally posted by: supafly
Coat hanger and flashlight ftw?

fixed.