I plan to polish my balls tonight.....

[Braznor]

Seriously, who doesn't love nicely polished golf balls?

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[MtnMan]

I prefer mine spit shined.

 

[OccamsToothbrush]

I prefer mine spit shined.

I use a belt sander. Gets them nice and smooth.

 

[snoopy7548]

I wish they would raze all the golf courses and build something useful instead.

 

[Thebobo]

I wish they would raze all the golf courses and build something useful instead.

parking lots?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I should look at polishing my golf clubs actually. A couple summer ago me and my dad decided we need to go golfing together "this summer". We went to Canadian Tire, almost bought a brand new set and all but settled for just balls and tees. Got home and checked the clubs he had in the shed (two sets). Gave me one set. These are super old, in a leather bag, good 50lbs lol. We were laughing at the look of both of us walking on the course with these super old golf clubs. Some are even rusted right out. Said we'd polish them and go golf with them and then buy new if we see we actually golf a lot.

Yeah... we never ended up going at all lol. Problem is he works 12h a day every day, and the odd ball day he is off where he can go I'm either working myself, or busy.

When he retires we'll probably actually end up going.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

I wish they would raze all the golf courses and build something useful instead.

Same for graveyards.

 

[whm1974]

Same for graveyards.

I'm in favor of turn Human remains into fertilizer. But I agree about the golf courses.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Nursing homes would make good sweatshops.

 

[MtnMan]

parking lots?

Shooting ranges

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Shooting ranges

We already have enough WalMarts..........

 

[Red Squirrel]

We already have enough WalMarts..........

lmao.

 

[spacejamz]

I'm upper, upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure,
They're the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!