I now hate my roomate...

[TWills]

For the past couple weeks, I've been watching my rather large stack of bright white paper dwindle away. Now, normally I print off lots of stuff, and probably didn't notice before. Well, I haven't printed anything off in a while, yet my stack of paper continues to disappear.

So, I was snoopin around my roommates stuff today, and under his bed were six (countem, SIX) folders full of pr0n. (Some even laminated ) He's been stealing my paper and not sharing his pourn! He's watching Lord of the Rings right now, so what should I do (to him)?

Discuss :evil:

EDIT: picture links on page 2...

 

[suse920]

make his porn sticky? then steal somthing of his!

 

[HaxorNubcake]

either stop being a cheap ass about a 20 cent ream of paper or steal his crap

 

[yllus]

You buy printer paper? Hell, all the software in use on my computer is legal and even I don't buy printer paper.

 

[TWills]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
either stop being a cheap ass about a 20 cent ream of paper or steal his crap

Some of us actually budget our money

 

[sixone]

Why don't you just ask him about it?

And don't mention that you were snooping thru his stuff. NOYB.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
either stop being a cheap ass about a 20 cent ream of paper or steal his crap

500 sheets of paper is $6, not 20 cents. I recommend steal his sh!t.

 

[Epic Fail]

Steal from his CD/DVD spindle to burn your own porn.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

we have money and it doesn't grow on trees, unlike where paper comes from.

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
Steal from his CD/DVD spindle to burn your own porn.

:thumbsup:

 

[Noema]

:camera:s of his pr0n?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Roomate? lol

 

[Literati]

What a dirtbag.

 

[TWills]

Originally posted by: Noema
:camera:s of his pr0n?

I'll see if I can sneak my camera into his room and get pics of his stash. The problem is he'll see me go into his room from where he is right now. Stand by...

 

[BullyCanadian]

I hate roomates who take things, my roomate did in first year of uni, I freakin hated him

 

[neutralizer]

Slowly take his pr0n.

 

[randomlinh]

six folders of porn.. laminated... it sounds like you're implying he prints out porn and makes it so it's easy to clean up.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: lnguyen
six folders of porn.. laminated... it sounds like you're implying he prints out porn and makes it so it's easy to clean up.

At least he doesn't keep a box of latex gloves by the bed - I hope.

 

[everman]

First you need some white elmer's glue.... :evil:

 

[Bryophyte]

Smack him on the back of the head. If he does it again, don't use your hand.

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
either stop being a cheap ass about a 20 cent ream of paper or steal his crap

Where do you buy your printer paper?

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: axelfox

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
either stop being a cheap ass about a 20 cent ream of paper or steal his crap

Where do you buy your printer paper?

From his roommate at night.

 

[TWills]

Ok, I got the pics. That satanic/goody goody attitude's not gonna cut it with me anymore. :| :gun;

Pulled 3 folders out from under the bed...

A women's swimsuit mag that was inside...(sry, no actual porn shown

 

[TitanDiddly]

Print out a bunch of copies of tubgirl, goatse, lemonparty, etc and slip them in randomly.

 

[tami]

take the pictures out, glue them all over the apartment when he's not home, and then when he arrives and goes :shocked:, come out of your room and pretend you just woke up and ask him wtf happened there