I noticed every poop I take is explosive (cereal replies only)

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Zeze

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"Why do all toilet bowls in this house have specks of your crap all over the bowl inside?" asked my wife. I joined her in inspecting the bowl together. Then I realized my poop sessions in last 3-5 years have been all spray & pray. I also vaguely recalled that pleasant and satisfying sensation when you expel a nice long solid coil of poop.

My diet hasn't changed much particularly - steak, cheetos, and kimchi. Nothing really changed.

-I don't get stomachache (particularly out of the norm) either.
-I get regular frequency (about once a day?)

So what changed? Why do my spray-poops look like throw-ups? Am I going to live?

Who wants my gtx 1060 6gb?

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lxskllr

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"Steak, cheetos, and kimchi" :^D

That might do it. You should probably see a doctor.
 

ultimatebob

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Yeah, I'd blame the Kimchi. That stuff is like a crazy Korean Rotorooter for your colon.
 

Zeze

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Here are what I've been cooking & eating

steak (last week)
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cheetos:
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kimchi:
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Zeze

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Yeah, I'd blame the Kimchi. That stuff is like a crazy Korean Rotorooter for your colon.
Tens of millions eat kimchi every day. They get long coiled big poops, everyone knows this.

I, as a Korean, ate Kimchi all my life. And kimchi isn't even spicy. It's pickly, crunchy, tart, then bit spicy. Probiotic and good for you.

I think it's the steak.
 

ultimatebob

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Tens of millions eat kimchi every day. They get long coiled big poops, everyone knows this.

I, as a Korean, ate Kimchi all my life. And kimchi isn't even spicy. It's pickly, crunchy, tart, then bit spicy. Probiotic and good for you.

I think it's the steak.

One can have TOO many Probiotics in their system. Just sayin...
 

brianmanahan

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also i have a 3090, but if nobody else wants the 1060 i'll take it to put in my mom's computer
 

Muse

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I suggest eating a salad every day.

(cereal replies only)

OK, since you make the rules around here: Oatmeal.
 
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quikah

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If junk food is part of what you come up when listing your diet you need to eat less of it.

Also, maybe see a doctor, could be serious.
 
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