I really hate fsuckers at the office that are wannabe techs. Hey suggestions are good if they make sense. "Hey Windogg I think we should retire the old printer for a newer faster one" Sounds good. "You know Windogg, each user should be given an extra 50MB of strage since documents are getting larger." Alright, I can work with that.
Then there are the fargin iceholes that insists of embarassing themselves infront of everyone and wasting everyone's time.
Suggestions like the one in the title is a good one. This one moron in the office thinks that he is a "tech" just because he wastes his money on the latest gadgets. He loves to stop in and showoff is latest acquisition. Guess what? I don't care. It got so pissed yesterday when he made his usual moronic suggestions in front of all the managers:
"Der IPs are too slow, vee should assign everyone a router address inshtead" WTF does that mean??? Then he suggested "Vee shood get zee Macintosh running der Windows because Mac ish mort schtable" Huh??? I know there is an emulator but what's the point of that? Finally he said, "We no longer should be using Novell IP because der Microsoft TIP is newer or der Linux IP is good because it look like DOS IP." That's it.
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SELF IMPORTANT ARROGRANT PRICK?!?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SH!T ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!! DO I FSUCKING STAND BEHIND YOU TELLING YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB??? HELL NO I DON'T. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY OFFICE AND BUY YOUSELF A GODDAM CLUE. A$$HOLES LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE ME. YOU FSUCK THINGS UP AND WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU LEAVE BEHIND. POSEUR WANNABES LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PULLING OUT OF YOUR A$$?!?!?!?!?"
Several manager just broke out laughing. Seems like a few wanted to say the same but couldn't do it. The guy immediatlly turn red with anger. Some comments to the butthead, "Hey chill out, you can be a know-it-all sometimes." and "He he he, admit it, you're a jerk sometimes."
The moron just stormed away and everyone burst out laughing again.
Ahhhh the joys of office politics.
Windogg
Then there are the fargin iceholes that insists of embarassing themselves infront of everyone and wasting everyone's time.
Suggestions like the one in the title is a good one. This one moron in the office thinks that he is a "tech" just because he wastes his money on the latest gadgets. He loves to stop in and showoff is latest acquisition. Guess what? I don't care. It got so pissed yesterday when he made his usual moronic suggestions in front of all the managers:
"Der IPs are too slow, vee should assign everyone a router address inshtead" WTF does that mean??? Then he suggested "Vee shood get zee Macintosh running der Windows because Mac ish mort schtable" Huh??? I know there is an emulator but what's the point of that? Finally he said, "We no longer should be using Novell IP because der Microsoft TIP is newer or der Linux IP is good because it look like DOS IP." That's it.
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SELF IMPORTANT ARROGRANT PRICK?!?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SH!T ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING!!! DO I FSUCKING STAND BEHIND YOU TELLING YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB??? HELL NO I DON'T. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY OFFICE AND BUY YOUSELF A GODDAM CLUE. A$$HOLES LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE ME. YOU FSUCK THINGS UP AND WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU LEAVE BEHIND. POSEUR WANNABES LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE PULLING OUT OF YOUR A$$?!?!?!?!?"
Several manager just broke out laughing. Seems like a few wanted to say the same but couldn't do it. The guy immediatlly turn red with anger. Some comments to the butthead, "Hey chill out, you can be a know-it-all sometimes." and "He he he, admit it, you're a jerk sometimes."
The moron just stormed away and everyone burst out laughing again.
Ahhhh the joys of office politics.
Windogg
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