you know, I actually thought of making a relatively funny short parody called Straight Eye for the Queer Guy(note that it is not a homophobic parody, but a funny one), but then I found out the idiots at A&E already plan on making a serious one where straight dudes show a gay guy something or another. Pfft.
Mine was gonna be entertaining dammit. A bunch of hyper-masculine/over the top testosterone heads attempt to straightify the looks of a cleaned up well groomed and well dressed gay guy =p and make him into a real slob. Oh the hilarity would ensue...ensue dammit!
Think about it, upon seeing the gay dude's humble abode, the slobby straight guys point out that the lack of empty beer cans all over the floor just would not do, and proceed to bring in a 24 of Budweiser, teach him to chug multiple cans in a row with them, and then they toss the empty cans around, and possibly there should be a lesson on crunching the can with your forehead. And later on, there should be a segment about being a real man's man who won't back down from a fight. Here I was thinking they'd try to teach him to fight by getting him to start a really absurd fight, with hilarious results!
Oh the hilarity...the hilarity would ensue I say! But noooo A&E has to go and do it themselves in a non-hilarious way. *sigh*
And from the few episodes of queer eye I've seen I strangely enjoy it. Then again the slobs are pretty sad sacks =p